God is like...

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Mockingbird

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fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to
look at
>TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to
communicate
>ideas about God.
>
> Here are some of the results:
> scroll down . . ..
>
> God is like...
> BAYER ASPIRIN
> He works miracles.
>
> God is like...
> a FORD
> He's got a better idea.
>
> God is like...
> COKE
> He's the real thing.
>
> God is like...
> HALLMARK CARDS
> He cares enough to send His very best.
>
> God is like...
> TIDE
> He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
>
> God is like...
> GENERAL ELECTRIC
> He brings good things to life.
>
> God is like..
> SEARS
> He has everything.
>
> God is like...
> ALKA-SELTZER
> Try him, you'll like Him.
>
> God is like...
> SCOTCH TAPE
> You can't see him, but you know He's there.
>
> God is like...
> DELTA
> He's ready when you are.
>
> God is like...
> ALLSTATE
> You're in good hands with Him.
>
> God is like...
> VO-5 Hair Spray
> He holds through all kinds of weather.
>
> God is like...
> DIAL SOAP
> Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did?
>
> God is like...
> the U.S. POST OFFICE
> Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His
>appointed destination.
 
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Allie

New member
Off the top of my head...

God is like Greyhound, leave the driving to Him.

God is like Nestle, he makes the very best.

God is like Visa, he's everywhere you want to be

God is like Chevy, he's like a rock





and for me...

Jews are like Hebrew national hot dogs, we answer to a higher authority <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 
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kayleesgrandma

New member
God is like Citibank, He never sleeps.

God is like the US Army, He helps you be all you can be.

Gold is like American Express, don't leave home without Him.

God is like AT&T, He'll reach out and touch someone

G-O-D spells relief.

God is like Kellogg's Frosted Flakes, He's GRE-A-A-A-T!!
 
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Iamqueenofeverything

New member
God has a 24 hour dirve through window.
God is like a box of chocolates you never know what what you are going to get. Yo never know what blessing He is going to give you .
 
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Iamqueenofeverything

New member
God has a 24 hour dirve through window.
God is like a box of chocolates you never know what what you are going to get. Yo never know what blessing He is going to give you .
 
I

Iamqueenofeverything

New member
God has a 24 hour dirve through window.
God is like a box of chocolates you never know what what you are going to get. Yo never know what blessing He is going to give you .
 
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