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Faust

New member
Ok I have had enough. Several times a week I work very hard at microwaving queso and salsa in a bowl to eat with tortilla chips. I come here while I eat those chips to share stories about rehabilitated eagles, a guy growing back a finger with "pixie dust", hyper evolution of lizards on a remote island, ancient near human extinction evidence via genetics, a poor kid that throws a brick at a guys new Jaguar so his handicapped brother can get out of the ditch and back into his wheelchair, a cancer curing machine that uses radio waves, fake performance art via miscarriages, and who knows what else. I find that you guys not helping me make more queso salsa dip for my chips to reward me for my hard work providing content around here, is abusive.


So instead of just leaving some place that you don't like, I made this post to alert you to my intentions. I plan on leaving this site as soon as I finish this last neb, eat my egg beaters ommelette with facon, shower, and leave for work*.


















*But I will be back later tonight after beers or tomorrow to post more scatological/silly things in off topic, while I eat my tortilla chips and queso salsa dip, and feel abused by you thankless people that won't make me more tortilla chips and salsa with queso.

/hugs
 

Faust

New member
Ok I have had enough. Several times a week I work very hard at microwaving queso and salsa in a bowl to eat with tortilla chips. I come here while I eat those chips to share stories about rehabilitated eagles, a guy growing back a finger with "pixie dust", hyper evolution of lizards on a remote island, ancient near human extinction evidence via genetics, a poor kid that throws a brick at a guys new Jaguar so his handicapped brother can get out of the ditch and back into his wheelchair, a cancer curing machine that uses radio waves, fake performance art via miscarriages, and who knows what else. I find that you guys not helping me make more queso salsa dip for my chips to reward me for my hard work providing content around here, is abusive.


So instead of just leaving some place that you don't like, I made this post to alert you to my intentions. I plan on leaving this site as soon as I finish this last neb, eat my egg beaters ommelette with facon, shower, and leave for work*.


















*But I will be back later tonight after beers or tomorrow to post more scatological/silly things in off topic, while I eat my tortilla chips and queso salsa dip, and feel abused by you thankless people that won't make me more tortilla chips and salsa with queso.

/hugs
 

Faust

New member
Ok I have had enough. Several times a week I work very hard at microwaving queso and salsa in a bowl to eat with tortilla chips. I come here while I eat those chips to share stories about rehabilitated eagles, a guy growing back a finger with "pixie dust", hyper evolution of lizards on a remote island, ancient near human extinction evidence via genetics, a poor kid that throws a brick at a guys new Jaguar so his handicapped brother can get out of the ditch and back into his wheelchair, a cancer curing machine that uses radio waves, fake performance art via miscarriages, and who knows what else. I find that you guys not helping me make more queso salsa dip for my chips to reward me for my hard work providing content around here, is abusive.


So instead of just leaving some place that you don't like, I made this post to alert you to my intentions. I plan on leaving this site as soon as I finish this last neb, eat my egg beaters ommelette with facon, shower, and leave for work*.


















*But I will be back later tonight after beers or tomorrow to post more scatological/silly things in off topic, while I eat my tortilla chips and queso salsa dip, and feel abused by you thankless people that won't make me more tortilla chips and salsa with queso.

/hugs
 

Faust

New member
Ok I have had enough. Several times a week I work very hard at microwaving queso and salsa in a bowl to eat with tortilla chips. I come here while I eat those chips to share stories about rehabilitated eagles, a guy growing back a finger with "pixie dust", hyper evolution of lizards on a remote island, ancient near human extinction evidence via genetics, a poor kid that throws a brick at a guys new Jaguar so his handicapped brother can get out of the ditch and back into his wheelchair, a cancer curing machine that uses radio waves, fake performance art via miscarriages, and who knows what else. I find that you guys not helping me make more queso salsa dip for my chips to reward me for my hard work providing content around here, is abusive.


So instead of just leaving some place that you don't like, I made this post to alert you to my intentions. I plan on leaving this site as soon as I finish this last neb, eat my egg beaters ommelette with facon, shower, and leave for work*.


















*But I will be back later tonight after beers or tomorrow to post more scatological/silly things in off topic, while I eat my tortilla chips and queso salsa dip, and feel abused by you thankless people that won't make me more tortilla chips and salsa with queso.

/hugs
 

Faust

New member
Ok I have had enough. Several times a week I work very hard at microwaving queso and salsa in a bowl to eat with tortilla chips. I come here while I eat those chips to share stories about rehabilitated eagles, a guy growing back a finger with "pixie dust", hyper evolution of lizards on a remote island, ancient near human extinction evidence via genetics, a poor kid that throws a brick at a guys new Jaguar so his handicapped brother can get out of the ditch and back into his wheelchair, a cancer curing machine that uses radio waves, fake performance art via miscarriages, and who knows what else. I find that you guys not helping me make more queso salsa dip for my chips to reward me for my hard work providing content around here, is abusive.
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<br />*But I will be back later tonight after beers or tomorrow to post more scatological/silly things in off topic, while I eat my tortilla chips and queso salsa dip, and feel abused by you thankless people that won't make me more tortilla chips and salsa with queso.
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miesl

New member
What? I take offense. I have made you salsa and queso and tasty tasty guac. You never come and eat it.

Never mind that I never told you I did this, or that I really made them for my husband... my point remains.
 

miesl

New member
What? I take offense. I have made you salsa and queso and tasty tasty guac. You never come and eat it.

Never mind that I never told you I did this, or that I really made them for my husband... my point remains.
 

miesl

New member
What? I take offense. I have made you salsa and queso and tasty tasty guac. You never come and eat it.

Never mind that I never told you I did this, or that I really made them for my husband... my point remains.
 

miesl

New member
What? I take offense. I have made you salsa and queso and tasty tasty guac. You never come and eat it.

Never mind that I never told you I did this, or that I really made them for my husband... my point remains.
 

miesl

New member
What? I take offense. I have made you salsa and queso and tasty tasty guac. You never come and eat it.
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<br />Never mind that I never told you I did this, or that I really made them for my husband... my point remains.
 

JazzysMom

New member
You are a sick, sick man Sean! OY VEY! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif" border="0"> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 

JazzysMom

New member
You are a sick, sick man Sean! OY VEY! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif" border="0"> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 

JazzysMom

New member
You are a sick, sick man Sean! OY VEY! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif" border="0"> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 

JazzysMom

New member
You are a sick, sick man Sean! OY VEY! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif" border="0"> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 

JazzysMom

New member
You are a sick, sick man Sean! OY VEY! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif" border="0"> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 

CFHockeyMom

New member
I'm suspicios...

How do we know you really like chips and queso? I think I saw in a previous post by another username that you couldn't stand chips and queso and preffered guac!!!

Will the real Faust please stand up, please stand up...
 

CFHockeyMom

New member
I'm suspicios...

How do we know you really like chips and queso? I think I saw in a previous post by another username that you couldn't stand chips and queso and preffered guac!!!

Will the real Faust please stand up, please stand up...
 

CFHockeyMom

New member
I'm suspicios...

How do we know you really like chips and queso? I think I saw in a previous post by another username that you couldn't stand chips and queso and preffered guac!!!

Will the real Faust please stand up, please stand up...
 

CFHockeyMom

New member
I'm suspicios...

How do we know you really like chips and queso? I think I saw in a previous post by another username that you couldn't stand chips and queso and preffered guac!!!

Will the real Faust please stand up, please stand up...
 

CFHockeyMom

New member
I'm suspicios...
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<br />How do we know you really like chips and queso? I think I saw in a previous post by another username that you couldn't stand chips and queso and preffered guac!!!
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<br />Will the real Faust please stand up, please stand up...
 
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