True Friendship

Chaggie

New member
True Friendship ~
None of that Sissy Crap!

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound
good, but never actually come close to reality?


Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true
friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bitch/***** who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I
must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about
how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused --
I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are
well again. I don't want whatever you have!

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.


Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.
 

Chaggie

New member
True Friendship ~
None of that Sissy Crap!

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound
good, but never actually come close to reality?


Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true
friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bitch/***** who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I
must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about
how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused --
I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are
well again. I don't want whatever you have!

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.


Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.
 

Chaggie

New member
True Friendship ~
None of that Sissy Crap!

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound
good, but never actually come close to reality?


Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true
friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bitch/***** who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I
must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about
how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused --
I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are
well again. I don't want whatever you have!

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.


Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.
 

Chaggie

New member
True Friendship ~
None of that Sissy Crap!

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound
good, but never actually come close to reality?


Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true
friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bitch/***** who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I
must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about
how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused --
I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are
well again. I don't want whatever you have!

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.


Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.
 

Chaggie

New member
True Friendship ~
None of that Sissy Crap!

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound
good, but never actually come close to reality?


Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true
friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bitch/***** who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I
must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about
how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused --
I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are
well again. I don't want whatever you have!

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.


Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.
 
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