A Blond Joke : )

[Brad]

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY FROM LOS ANGELES TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE LEANS OVER AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND BLUSHING SLIGHTLY SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON."

 

[JazzysMom]

I am hijacking this for another joke......

>>A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
>>lessons prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the
>>horse immediately springs into motion.
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>>It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blond begins
>>to slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane,
>>but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms
>>around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway.
>>The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious of its slipping rider.
>>
>>Finally , giving up her frail grip, the blond attempts to leap away
>>from the horse and throw herself to safety.
>>>Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is
>>now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck
>>against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the
>>ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her
>>great fortune........
>>Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
>>
>>And you thought all they did was say Hello.

 

[65rosessamurai]

How about the one in which the Blonde asked how to rewind a DVD?

Here's my favorite, for when I decide to get my own cockatiel, or even a dog!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLOOOOOO," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

I thought I'd name my watchdog, a German Shepard, "Tag Heuer", or "Tag" for short! (hehe!)