A scotsman, an Englishman, an old lady and a beautiful woman are traveling in an old fashioned train, you know the kind, seperate carriges and no lighting, well the train passes through a tunnel and the carriage is plunged into complete darkness.
All of a sunden a loud SMACK is heard and when the train emerges from the tunnel the Englishman is sitting holding his rather red face
The old lady thinks that the Englishman must have tried to touch the beautiful lady and she smacked him.
The beautiful woman thinks that the Englishman must have tried to touch her, but mistakenly touched the old lady and that the old lady smacked the Englishman.
The Englishman thinks that the Scotsman must have touched the woman and she thought that it was the Englishman, and so smacked him.
And the Scotsman thinks ''I hope another tunnel comes so I can smack that English twat again''
of course you could use this for any nationality that you have disagreements with lol
All of a sunden a loud SMACK is heard and when the train emerges from the tunnel the Englishman is sitting holding his rather red face
The old lady thinks that the Englishman must have tried to touch the beautiful lady and she smacked him.
The beautiful woman thinks that the Englishman must have tried to touch her, but mistakenly touched the old lady and that the old lady smacked the Englishman.
The Englishman thinks that the Scotsman must have touched the woman and she thought that it was the Englishman, and so smacked him.
And the Scotsman thinks ''I hope another tunnel comes so I can smack that English twat again''
of course you could use this for any nationality that you have disagreements with lol