ok, I am laughing out loud!
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> $100 TATTOO
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> Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where have
> you been?"
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> Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
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> "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
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> "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
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> "What the were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
> "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on
> his privates?"
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> "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like
> to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And,
> lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
> home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
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> . . . Larry is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital.
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> $100 TATTOO
>
> Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where have
> you been?"
>
> Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
>
> "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
>
> "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
>
> "What the were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
> "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on
> his privates?"
>
> "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like
> to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And,
> lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
> home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
>
> . . . Larry is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital.
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