A True Funny Story

[EnergyGal]

Well I remember dating this older man when I was in my twenties. I think he was 34. Back then, he was old too me and now that I look back he was probably lying about his age because I know how 34 year old look and he looked ten years older.

Getting to the point of the story. I only dated him for a short time but he was divorced. When he was telling me about his children I will never forget. He told me his Sons name was "Justin" and his middle name was "Thyme" like the spice. So his name is Justin thyme (justin time) get it. He said this to me in a joking way because he got divorced shortly after his child was born. He told me that him and his ex purposely named his kid that name because they were going to get a divorce. I thought that sounded creepy but I never forgot that moment. Thankfully it was nothing serious.

Just thought it was hilarious and wanted to share. I feel sorry for this kid. At least it is not his first name just his middle so the kid can change it if he wants.

 

[HairGirl]

I feel sorry for Justin too! What a middle name! at least he can just use the T if he wants!!!!

 

[goingup]

I don't get it???

 

[goingup]

ha ha ha ha ha,     i just got it!!! just in
time..... aint that cute!

 

[Rokiss12]

aww! funny story though <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

 

[spicyone18]

No way, he really named his kid that!! My dad always teased us saying that he wanted to name one of us Topitha instead of Tabitha, So we would be Topitha Hill...(Top of the Hill). BUt of course he was joking. He did want to name my sister Mary Jane but my mom said no way, she wasn't a pot kid. LOL, so she is Kelly Jane instead. NOt that my parents were pot heads, LOL, my dads 2 sisters are Mary, and Jane. Anyway rambling....that poor kid.

 

[anonymous]

I guess when he told me he caught me off guard. He seemed so serious and how he just smirked it off. How strange. Thankfully I did not get to know him that much better. That is like Frank Zappa kid name Dweezil and moon unit. This is really strange too don't you think?

 

[CowTown]

That's crazy!! Glad it's not my name. Poor guy.

 

[Emily65Roses]

My dad knew two kids when he was in high school. The dad's name was Fred. He was apparently very proud of his name. He named his first son Fred Jr. His second son, because he already had a junior, was named Derf. Get it? Fred backwards? *bashes head against the wall*

 

[JazzysMom]

My ex husband had 2 daughters from his first marriage. The older one he named Sandi (not Sandra) & his last name was Beach so until she got married & changed her name it was Sandi Beach!

 

[anonymous]

mary jane pot head?????<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif" border="0"> mary janes are a type of shoe in the uk . janet uk<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

 

[EnergyGal]

U all R funny.

A friend told me that he knew someone named Frank and his last name was Stein but his MIDDLE initial was N

get it. Frank N Stein

If true I hope nobody found out his middle initial when he was kid. Ouch

 

[65rosessamurai]

My Aunt had given Irish names to all her children, starting with the letter "S".
Her first born son was named "Shannon", and the second born son was named "Sean", and her third born was a girl, so she named her "Sara". She had a fourth child, and it was a boy, whom she named "Shane". However, she only wanted four children, and said "if I end up having a fifth child, I'm gonna name it, 'Sh!t'!"
True Story, and that's ABOUT how I heard it, LOL!

 

[EnergyGal]

that is funny.

 

[dyza]

there was an old lady in our town whoose christian name was Janet, and as the custom in the UK, she was known as Etta, unfortunately her surname was *****.

I also know a Justin, appropriate name for him as he only had a two inch willie.

Cant believe that name was censored, what if your name is Richard and you are known as D#ck. Pretty unfair to all the D#cks out there.

So anyway her name is Etta D#ck

 

[julie]

Speaking of names, If I was a boy my dad was insistent upon the name BEAU. But not spelled that way. He wanted it spelled BO. (body odor).

To add insult to injury, he wanted my middle name to be Tyler, so anybody in their right mind could shorten that to BO TY. (bow Tie).

Thank god I was a girl!!!

 

[2005CFmom]

Oh how funny! All of these names are cracking me up.

I especially laughed at yours, Dyza.

Don't know if this is true, but I remember hearing about a millionaire whose last name was Hogg.

He named his twin daughters, Ima and Ura.

Ima Hogg and Ura Hogg!

 

[EnergyGal]

These are all so funny. Hidy Ho everybody