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Seana30

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I don't know if any of ya'll will think this is funny but my hubby and I were just sitting outside chatting and he came up with the funniest idea for a t-shirt for allie's new store.

QUARTERLY TUNE-UPS- $843.62

MONTHLY MEDICATIONS- $2,649.15

MEDICAL EQUIPMENT- $1,794.65

LISTENING TO YOU BITCH ABOUT YOUR COLD- PRICELESS

I laughed my butt off when he said this. What do ya'll think?

Seana
 
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coltsfan715

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I love it too.
You can add 1 weeks hospital stay $25,865 - I just got the EOB from my hospital stay a few weeks ago and that was the estimated pricetag on it lol.

I would definitely buy that shirt though.

Lindsey
 
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anonymous

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it's good . but would have to be a very very big t shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 
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anonymous

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There should also be something about our cough, like "It's not contagious, it's terminal" or something like that. I am so sick of people looking at me in disgust because of me coughing!

Sue 24w/CF
 
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Brad

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Amy thats funny....

I have one also...

About a year ago I was coming out of the mens room at work,
I coughed, one of those good clearing coughs,
The guy on the way in said, Man what is wrong with You ?
He held up his hands as if he was going to catch something,

I Told him I had Cf ( ofcourse he didn't know what it is )
So I said yeah , I think I cought from one of the tolet seats in there,
so watch out in there.... He went to another bathroom......<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 
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lovingBenandCambree

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Hey Seana, I brought the whole "mastercard" idea up to Allie a little while ago and we worried that it is a patent and couldn't be used. I love it though. WHo knows maybe it would work.
 
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HairGirl

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Seana I love the t-shirt idea, Lindsey I can top you (and I'm sure others can top me) a two week's stay at my lovely hospital once cost $100,000 (I was in ICU and on a vent for a week). And Brad I want to use that sometime or something similar when people ask me about my cough, serves them right!!!!!!!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 
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littledebbie

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Because I can't resist tracking stupid comments thought I'd mention it here. we need a t-shirt for this folks....while buying clothes today I was asked the age old questions went like this....<br><br>
How much do you weigh?<br>Why?<br>Are you anorexic?<br><br>I sure have a growing compassion for people with anorexia...why do people feel so free to ask that? It's no ones Business! Can I ask a fat person:<br> How much do you weigh?<br>why?<br>thyroid problem, genetic or considering gastric bypass?<br>Give me a break.....T-shirt Ideas anyone???....really we need one to spare us the Q's
 
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icefisherman

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how about,
I don't smoke a pack a day,
I have seen a doctor,
and i'm dying you dumb f***

lol, ok maybe that wouldn't sell
Ben
 
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JazzysMom

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>icefisherman</b></i>

how about,

I don't smoke a pack a day,

I have seen a doctor,

and i'm dying you dumb f***



lol, ok maybe that wouldn't sell

Ben</end quote></div>


I bet it would!!! Or some version of it!
 
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thelizardqueen

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>littledebbie</b></i>

Because I can't resist tracking stupid comments thought I'd mention it here. we need a t-shirt for this folks....while buying clothes today I was asked the age old questions went like this....


How much do you weigh?
Why?
Are you anorexic?

I sure have a growing compassion for people with anorexia...why do people feel so free to ask that? It's no ones Business! Can I ask a fat person:
How much do you weigh?
why?
thyroid problem, genetic or considering gastric bypass?
Give me a break.....T-shirt Ideas anyone???....really we need one to spare us the Q's</end quote></div>


I have a funny t-shirt that you'd like Debbie. It says "skinny b*tch" on it. I wore it while I was in hospital, and all my nurses, physio staff and doctors got a HUGE kick out of it! They thought it was hilarious, and oh so true.
 
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