Another sexist joke

dyza

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Two men were down the pub talking. The first man said, ''My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won't let me do any work around the house. It's incredible !'' The second man says, '' Thats nothing. My wife thinks I'm god!'' '' She thinks you're God? What makes you say that?''

'' Easy.... Every night she places a burnt offering before me!''
 

dyza

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Two men were down the pub talking. The first man said, ''My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won't let me do any work around the house. It's incredible !'' The second man says, '' Thats nothing. My wife thinks I'm god!'' '' She thinks you're God? What makes you say that?''

'' Easy.... Every night she places a burnt offering before me!''
 

dyza

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Two men were down the pub talking. The first man said, ''My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won't let me do any work around the house. It's incredible !'' The second man says, '' Thats nothing. My wife thinks I'm god!'' '' She thinks you're God? What makes you say that?''

'' Easy.... Every night she places a burnt offering before me!''
 

dyza

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Q how many men does it take to open a beer?

A None. It should be open by the time she brings it.
 

dyza

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Q how many men does it take to open a beer?

A None. It should be open by the time she brings it.
 

dyza

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Q how many men does it take to open a beer?

A None. It should be open by the time she brings it.
 

dyza

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Q. Why havent women been to the moon yet?

A. because it doesn't need cleaning yet


Q. Why do women wear white on their wedding day?

A. So they will match the stove and fridge


Q. whats worse than a male chauvinist pig?

A. A woman who won't do whats she's told

<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 

dyza

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Q. Why havent women been to the moon yet?

A. because it doesn't need cleaning yet


Q. Why do women wear white on their wedding day?

A. So they will match the stove and fridge


Q. whats worse than a male chauvinist pig?

A. A woman who won't do whats she's told

<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 

dyza

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Q. Why havent women been to the moon yet?

A. because it doesn't need cleaning yet


Q. Why do women wear white on their wedding day?

A. So they will match the stove and fridge


Q. whats worse than a male chauvinist pig?

A. A woman who won't do whats she's told

<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 
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