A man is traveling in China when he gets lost, he sees a old farmhouse and asks for help. An old man with a long white beard answers the door, and seeing that it is late he offers to him to stay the night. This the man excepts gratefully.
The old Chinese man warns the traveller, ''if you lay one finger on my daughter, I will exact the 3 worst Chinese tortures upon you'', the man agrees thinking that the daughter must be rather old. While he is eating supper the man's daughter enters...she is beautiful to the eye, and maybe only 21 years old and from the looks that the traveller is getting from her, it would seem that she wants him also.
They all retire to bed, but the traveller lays awake, at last he can hold himself back no longer and sneaks into the daughters room, where they both have a fantastic time.
Next morning the man awakes and his chest feels very heavy, he looks down and there is a rather large rock sitting on his chest with a note attached to it....Chinese torture #1..The man thinks to himself..well if that is all he can do then I have nothing to fear so he throws the rock from the window. Just then he sees another note on the window which reads...Chinese torture #2. rock is tied to left testicle. The man starts to panic, he looks out and thinks hell a few broken bones wont hurt too much and so flings himself out the window. As he approaches the ground he sees a big notice on the ground....Chinese torture #3..right testicle tied to bedpost
The old Chinese man warns the traveller, ''if you lay one finger on my daughter, I will exact the 3 worst Chinese tortures upon you'', the man agrees thinking that the daughter must be rather old. While he is eating supper the man's daughter enters...she is beautiful to the eye, and maybe only 21 years old and from the looks that the traveller is getting from her, it would seem that she wants him also.
They all retire to bed, but the traveller lays awake, at last he can hold himself back no longer and sneaks into the daughters room, where they both have a fantastic time.
Next morning the man awakes and his chest feels very heavy, he looks down and there is a rather large rock sitting on his chest with a note attached to it....Chinese torture #1..The man thinks to himself..well if that is all he can do then I have nothing to fear so he throws the rock from the window. Just then he sees another note on the window which reads...Chinese torture #2. rock is tied to left testicle. The man starts to panic, he looks out and thinks hell a few broken bones wont hurt too much and so flings himself out the window. As he approaches the ground he sees a big notice on the ground....Chinese torture #3..right testicle tied to bedpost