Colonoscopie Comments

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EnergyGal

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A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominantly male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: (hey....if you can't laugh.....)


10: "Take it easy, doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before!"

9: "Find Amelia Earhart, yet?"

8: "Can you hear me NOW?"

7: "Are we there yet?"

6: "Any sign of the trapped miners,Chief?"

5: "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

4: "Hey, doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

3: "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

2: "Hey, now I know how a Muppet feels!"

and the number 1 comment:

1: "Could you write a note to my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
 
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cfmomma

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Hee, Hee, I have a lot of experience with this one! I have had a ridiculous amount of colonoscopies and I always write a message on my butt. It is discovered by the docs after I am sedated and before they go in for the kill.
Here are a few I can remember;
I did a W on each cheek to make "WoW"
"enter at your own risk"
"caution flammable gases"
"Exit Only"
"Do not enter"
"Hi MOM"
MY most recent and favorite: "Weather Forecast: gusty winds, thunder, and precipitation" My husband had to write that one!
 
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cfmomma

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They expect it now and look forward to reading my "messages", they even invite some of the other staff in to see it also. I'm glad I was asleep or I would have died of embarrassment!! They always send home color photos of the inside of my intestines and where I have ulcerations (I am too groggy to look at them at the hospital) When I finally woke up at home and looked at the pictures I was surprised to see a huge picture of my naked butt and it's latest message. There idea of a joke!
 
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