Come back lines that you are proud of

[EnergyGal]

Here is one that I am proud of

This is a true story. An old boyfriend and I broke up twenty years ago and after a while we stayed phone friends. He called to tell me he was getting married and I congratulated him.

He went on to say if I wan't going to marry Mary I would have married you. I then said, "How do you know I would want to marry you"?
good one huh?

 

[princessjdc]

yes it is a good one, did he have a reply after that?

 

[EnergyGal]

He was silent. I was surprised. He is a lawyer and he was quite the funny guy so I guess he realized what he said was not cool.

I will think of some more lines. Do you have any?

 

[welshgirl]

i never think of one til after the moment has past , blast!!!!!!!!

 

[princessjdc]

I cant think of any off the top of my head right now, but if I do Ill tell ya guys. Im sure I had some good ones.

 

[EnergyGal]

ok here is another one. I guess you had to be there though to appreciate it. I was getting out of the icu and my physical therapist was walking with me very very slowly. She had a very upbeat voice like a cheerleader. She said, Go Risa Go and kept on saying it loud in my ear ouch. I said to her, "Where should I go?"