Constipation
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Poem into bright creation,
Oh the pains of constipation!
Hours have passed I've nearly parted,
Rump cheeks and effetely farted.
Those weak blasts of wind excluded,
Nothing concrete has extruded!
Other assholes far more shitten
In their time have poems written.
Am I such a screwed up nerd
That I can't sh(i)t a single terd
Author, Unknown
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Poem into bright creation,
Oh the pains of constipation!
Hours have passed I've nearly parted,
Rump cheeks and effetely farted.
Those weak blasts of wind excluded,
Nothing concrete has extruded!
Other assholes far more shitten
In their time have poems written.
Am I such a screwed up nerd
That I can't sh(i)t a single terd
Author, Unknown