Dear Abby. . .

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kayleesgrandma

New member
Dear Abby was speechless when these came in:

Dear Abby,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't and he did it.

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a Good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor.
 
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kayleesgrandma

New member
Dear Abby was speechless when these came in:

Dear Abby,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't and he did it.

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a Good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor.
 
K

kayleesgrandma

New member
Dear Abby was speechless when these came in:

Dear Abby,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't and he did it.

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a Good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor.
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Dear Abby was speechless when these came in: </end quote></div>

<i><b>Maybe I can answer them...</b></i>

Dear Abby,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't and he did it.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b> I think it should be a boy!

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>From the way you described them, they could be Iranian, too.

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>Get a new VCR!

Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b> It might not be his, it could also be your Postman's.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>If you've been dating your boyfriend for more than six months, he should pay for half the costs if he's been living with you since then. If he hasn't left by then, you can trust him about the money details.

Dear Abby,
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>Trust him when he says it won't happen again, at least until you find some new evidence!

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a Good Christian home turn against his own?

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>I took Judo once, and I don't intend on converting..?

Dear Abby,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>He must be rich, too!!

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>maybe you should be drunk when he comes home sober, to even things up! Ever consider "Non-alcoholics Anonymous", it's VERY anonymous!

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>Yes, some women have thier mental pause lapses sooner than normal. It's so unpredictable!

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b> Perhaps he should consult with a colleague. Or, maybe if he were to look around the house, he may find it again...!?

Just hope I didn't take the post away from you, Terri, but thought I'd give some replies! (hehe <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> )
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Dear Abby was speechless when these came in: </end quote></div>

<i><b>Maybe I can answer them...</b></i>

Dear Abby,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't and he did it.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b> I think it should be a boy!

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>From the way you described them, they could be Iranian, too.

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>Get a new VCR!

Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b> It might not be his, it could also be your Postman's.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>If you've been dating your boyfriend for more than six months, he should pay for half the costs if he's been living with you since then. If he hasn't left by then, you can trust him about the money details.

Dear Abby,
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>Trust him when he says it won't happen again, at least until you find some new evidence!

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a Good Christian home turn against his own?

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>I took Judo once, and I don't intend on converting..?

Dear Abby,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>He must be rich, too!!

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>maybe you should be drunk when he comes home sober, to even things up! Ever consider "Non-alcoholics Anonymous", it's VERY anonymous!

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>Yes, some women have thier mental pause lapses sooner than normal. It's so unpredictable!

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b> Perhaps he should consult with a colleague. Or, maybe if he were to look around the house, he may find it again...!?

Just hope I didn't take the post away from you, Terri, but thought I'd give some replies! (hehe <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> )
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Dear Abby was speechless when these came in: </end quote></div>

<i><b>Maybe I can answer them...</b></i>

Dear Abby,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't and he did it.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b> I think it should be a boy!

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>From the way you described them, they could be Iranian, too.

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>Get a new VCR!

Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b> It might not be his, it could also be your Postman's.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>If you've been dating your boyfriend for more than six months, he should pay for half the costs if he's been living with you since then. If he hasn't left by then, you can trust him about the money details.

Dear Abby,
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>Trust him when he says it won't happen again, at least until you find some new evidence!

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a Good Christian home turn against his own?

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>I took Judo once, and I don't intend on converting..?

Dear Abby,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>He must be rich, too!!

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>maybe you should be drunk when he comes home sober, to even things up! Ever consider "Non-alcoholics Anonymous", it's VERY anonymous!

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b>Yes, some women have thier mental pause lapses sooner than normal. It's so unpredictable!

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor.

<b>65rosessamurai reply:</b> Perhaps he should consult with a colleague. Or, maybe if he were to look around the house, he may find it again...!?

Just hope I didn't take the post away from you, Terri, but thought I'd give some replies! (hehe <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> )
 
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