Farm chores!

dyza

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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. ''Not yet'', said the boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well he's a little peaved, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for his breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
''How come I dont get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?'' he asks.
''Well,'' his mother says, ''I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk.''
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks at his mother with a smile, and says, ''Are you going to tell him, or should I?''
 

dyza

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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. ''Not yet'', said the boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well he's a little peaved, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for his breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
''How come I dont get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?'' he asks.
''Well,'' his mother says, ''I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk.''
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks at his mother with a smile, and says, ''Are you going to tell him, or should I?''
 

dyza

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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. ''Not yet'', said the boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well he's a little peaved, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for his breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
''How come I dont get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?'' he asks.
''Well,'' his mother says, ''I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk.''
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks at his mother with a smile, and says, ''Are you going to tell him, or should I?''
 

Uli

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Can somebody explain to me, what the father won´t get??? I missed the point....<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif" border="0">

Uli,Germany
 

Uli

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Can somebody explain to me, what the father won´t get??? I missed the point....<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif" border="0">

Uli,Germany
 

Uli

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Can somebody explain to me, what the father won´t get??? I missed the point....<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif" border="0">

Uli,Germany
 

dyza

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mmmmmmm shall I tell her.....LOL..think of a part of the female body that may have a 'nickname' that would be the same 'nickname' for a cat and starts with P and ends in Y....well the father wont get any ....for a week. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">LOL
 

dyza

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mmmmmmm shall I tell her.....LOL..think of a part of the female body that may have a 'nickname' that would be the same 'nickname' for a cat and starts with P and ends in Y....well the father wont get any ....for a week. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">LOL
 

dyza

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mmmmmmm shall I tell her.....LOL..think of a part of the female body that may have a 'nickname' that would be the same 'nickname' for a cat and starts with P and ends in Y....well the father wont get any ....for a week. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">LOL
 

JazzysMom

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>dyza</b></i>

mmmmmmm shall I tell her.....LOL..think of a part of the female body that may have a 'nickname' that would be the same 'nickname' for a cat and starts with P and ends in Y....well the father wont get any ....for a week. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">LOL</end quote></div>


Dont beat around the "bush", Craig.......*****
 

JazzysMom

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>dyza</b></i>

mmmmmmm shall I tell her.....LOL..think of a part of the female body that may have a 'nickname' that would be the same 'nickname' for a cat and starts with P and ends in Y....well the father wont get any ....for a week. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">LOL</end quote></div>


Dont beat around the "bush", Craig.......*****
 

JazzysMom

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>dyza</b></i>

mmmmmmm shall I tell her.....LOL..think of a part of the female body that may have a 'nickname' that would be the same 'nickname' for a cat and starts with P and ends in Y....well the father wont get any ....for a week. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">LOL</end quote></div>


Dont beat around the "bush", Craig.......*****
 

Uli

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How little was that boy????<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 

Uli

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How little was that boy????<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 
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