funny and SAD .the last part is true....

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Brad

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A Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man,put it in another,and have him looking for work in six weeks.











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A German doctor said, That's nothing,we can take a lung out of one person,put it in another,and have him looking for work in four weeks.














A British doctor said,"In my country,medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out if one person,put it in another,and have them both looking for work in two weeks.











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A Texas doctor,not to be outdone said,You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.
 
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Brad

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A Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man,put it in another,and have him looking for work in six weeks.











"


A German doctor said, That's nothing,we can take a lung out of one person,put it in another,and have him looking for work in four weeks.














A British doctor said,"In my country,medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out if one person,put it in another,and have them both looking for work in two weeks.











"


A Texas doctor,not to be outdone said,You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.
 
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Brad

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A Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man,put it in another,and have him looking for work in six weeks.











"


A German doctor said, That's nothing,we can take a lung out of one person,put it in another,and have him looking for work in four weeks.














A British doctor said,"In my country,medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out if one person,put it in another,and have them both looking for work in two weeks.











"


A Texas doctor,not to be outdone said,You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.
 
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Brad

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A Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man,put it in another,and have him looking for work in six weeks.











"


A German doctor said, That's nothing,we can take a lung out of one person,put it in another,and have him looking for work in four weeks.














A British doctor said,"In my country,medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out if one person,put it in another,and have them both looking for work in two weeks.











"


A Texas doctor,not to be outdone said,You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.
 
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Brad

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A Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man,put it in another,and have him looking for work in six weeks.
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<br />A German doctor said, That's nothing,we can take a lung out of one person,put it in another,and have him looking for work in four weeks.
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<br />A British doctor said,"In my country,medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out if one person,put it in another,and have them both looking for work in two weeks.
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<br />A Texas doctor,not to be outdone said,You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.
 
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