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onlyoneloveinmylife

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<tt>One day about a month ago, Bill Clinton was looking for a call girl.
He found three such ladies in a local lounge---a blonde , a brunette
and a redhead. To the blonde he said , "I am the president of the
united states. How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?"
he blonde replied, "Two hundred dollars." To the brunette he posed
the same question , and she replied, "One hundred dollars. "He then
asked the redhead the same question. The redhead replied,
"Mr. President , if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes....
Get my panties as low as my wages...get that thing of yours as hard
as the times... Keep it high as the gas prices...keep me warmer than
my apartment...and...screw me in private the way you do in public,
then believe me Mr. President , it ain't gonna cost you a cent."<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

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anonymous

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Funny joke!! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"> And to the first anonymous, last time I checked we don't need forum police to make sure that everything is in its right place! Why ruin a good joke like that, its just sad...
 
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