I remember as a kid, all us boys wanted to be plummers, so we could "fix Farrah's Fawcetts"!
We were playing trival persuit this one time, and the question regarding "what is the name of tiny tim's father", and my mom had a brain cramp-couldn't recall, but then blurted out "Bob Crotchet----*Cratchet*"! We busted out laughing!
Anyone see "Meet the Parents"? The guy's name was Focker, and when his fiance was going to marry, her married name would change to "Mary Martha Focker"!!