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Chaggie

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A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better...
I have a 22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child.
What do you think of that?"

The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and
never misses a season.
One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of
his gun by mistake.When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver.
He raised his umbrella and pointed and heard three gunshots and
the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?

The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor said, "My point exactly".
 
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Chaggie

New member
A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better...
I have a 22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child.
What do you think of that?"

The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and
never misses a season.
One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of
his gun by mistake.When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver.
He raised his umbrella and pointed and heard three gunshots and
the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?

The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor said, "My point exactly".
 
C

Chaggie

New member
A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better...
I have a 22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child.
What do you think of that?"

The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and
never misses a season.
One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of
his gun by mistake.When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver.
He raised his umbrella and pointed and heard three gunshots and
the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?

The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor said, "My point exactly".
 
C

Chaggie

New member
A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better...
I have a 22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child.
What do you think of that?"

The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and
never misses a season.
One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of
his gun by mistake.When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver.
He raised his umbrella and pointed and heard three gunshots and
the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?

The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor said, "My point exactly".
 
C

Chaggie

New member
A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better...
I have a 22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child.
What do you think of that?"

The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and
never misses a season.
One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of
his gun by mistake.When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver.
He raised his umbrella and pointed and heard three gunshots and
the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?

The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor said, "My point exactly".
 
C

Chaggie

New member
A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better...
I have a 22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child.
What do you think of that?"

The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and
never misses a season.
One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of
his gun by mistake.When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver.
He raised his umbrella and pointed and heard three gunshots and
the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?

The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor said, "My point exactly".
 
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