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Brad

New member
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and
begins to talk.




Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$65,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but

Just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."



The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are l ooking at
him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose
phone this is?"
 

Brad

New member
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and
begins to talk.




Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$65,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but

Just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."



The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are l ooking at
him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose
phone this is?"
 

Brad

New member
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and
begins to talk.




Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$65,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but

Just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."



The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are l ooking at
him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose
phone this is?"
 

goingup

New member
that's cute!!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/beer.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/beer.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/beer.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 

goingup

New member
that's cute!!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/beer.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/beer.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/beer.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 

goingup

New member
that's cute!!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/beer.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/beer.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/beer.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 
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