HELGA NEEDS A BEER
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>It was a hot day in Minnesota.
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>Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, and then went
>downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.
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>"Gootness, it's hotter dan Hell today," she mused to herself as she walked
>down Main Street. She passed a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?"
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>So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender walked up and
>asked her what she would like to drink. "Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo
>hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold beer."
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>Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked.
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>Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener?"<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">
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>It was a hot day in Minnesota.
>
>
>
>Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, and then went
>downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.
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>
>
>"Gootness, it's hotter dan Hell today," she mused to herself as she walked
>down Main Street. She passed a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?"
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>
>So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender walked up and
>asked her what she would like to drink. "Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo
>hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold beer."
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>Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked.
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>Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener?"<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">