Hey guys lets hang out when we die!

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Faust

New member
I saw a documentary many years back of a scientific study area where they get people in various forms of dress/undress and just drop them on the front yard when they die and watch what happens to them. For some reason (maybe I was drunk at the time) while watching it I was laughing like it was a comedy. Of course death isn't really funny, but seeing some guys trailer (I think he actually lived there too) with 100+ bodies of all types laying on his front yard = LOL to me at the time.


Well here is a cool interview, with either someone doing the same thing or the same guy, can't remember. It's tempting to fill out the form and donate your body to this program (the form is online), but even I don't think i'm that hardcore...


BUT, how amazingly awesomely funny would it be to have a blind date with some chick, she asks you what you do, and you say "Well, lemme show ya"...After dinner and some drinks you bring her by your trailer in the dark, then with her on the steps you flip on the outside flood lights revealing 100+ corpses in various stages of decay on your front lawn? OMG i'd pay to see that reaction.


The interesting thing is, this program is doing a very valuable service for law enforcement/forensics, so humor aside, it's a good thing this takes place.

Anyways, here it is:

<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://www.wired.com/medtech/health/news/2007/12/body_farm
">http://www.wired.com/medtech/h...ews/2007/12/body_farm
</a>
 
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Faust

New member
I saw a documentary many years back of a scientific study area where they get people in various forms of dress/undress and just drop them on the front yard when they die and watch what happens to them. For some reason (maybe I was drunk at the time) while watching it I was laughing like it was a comedy. Of course death isn't really funny, but seeing some guys trailer (I think he actually lived there too) with 100+ bodies of all types laying on his front yard = LOL to me at the time.


Well here is a cool interview, with either someone doing the same thing or the same guy, can't remember. It's tempting to fill out the form and donate your body to this program (the form is online), but even I don't think i'm that hardcore...


BUT, how amazingly awesomely funny would it be to have a blind date with some chick, she asks you what you do, and you say "Well, lemme show ya"...After dinner and some drinks you bring her by your trailer in the dark, then with her on the steps you flip on the outside flood lights revealing 100+ corpses in various stages of decay on your front lawn? OMG i'd pay to see that reaction.


The interesting thing is, this program is doing a very valuable service for law enforcement/forensics, so humor aside, it's a good thing this takes place.

Anyways, here it is:

<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://www.wired.com/medtech/health/news/2007/12/body_farm
">http://www.wired.com/medtech/h...ews/2007/12/body_farm
</a>
 
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Faust

New member
I saw a documentary many years back of a scientific study area where they get people in various forms of dress/undress and just drop them on the front yard when they die and watch what happens to them. For some reason (maybe I was drunk at the time) while watching it I was laughing like it was a comedy. Of course death isn't really funny, but seeing some guys trailer (I think he actually lived there too) with 100+ bodies of all types laying on his front yard = LOL to me at the time.


Well here is a cool interview, with either someone doing the same thing or the same guy, can't remember. It's tempting to fill out the form and donate your body to this program (the form is online), but even I don't think i'm that hardcore...


BUT, how amazingly awesomely funny would it be to have a blind date with some chick, she asks you what you do, and you say "Well, lemme show ya"...After dinner and some drinks you bring her by your trailer in the dark, then with her on the steps you flip on the outside flood lights revealing 100+ corpses in various stages of decay on your front lawn? OMG i'd pay to see that reaction.


The interesting thing is, this program is doing a very valuable service for law enforcement/forensics, so humor aside, it's a good thing this takes place.

Anyways, here it is:

<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://www.wired.com/medtech/health/news/2007/12/body_farm
">http://www.wired.com/medtech/h...ews/2007/12/body_farm
</a>
 
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Faust

New member
I saw a documentary many years back of a scientific study area where they get people in various forms of dress/undress and just drop them on the front yard when they die and watch what happens to them. For some reason (maybe I was drunk at the time) while watching it I was laughing like it was a comedy. Of course death isn't really funny, but seeing some guys trailer (I think he actually lived there too) with 100+ bodies of all types laying on his front yard = LOL to me at the time.


Well here is a cool interview, with either someone doing the same thing or the same guy, can't remember. It's tempting to fill out the form and donate your body to this program (the form is online), but even I don't think i'm that hardcore...


BUT, how amazingly awesomely funny would it be to have a blind date with some chick, she asks you what you do, and you say "Well, lemme show ya"...After dinner and some drinks you bring her by your trailer in the dark, then with her on the steps you flip on the outside flood lights revealing 100+ corpses in various stages of decay on your front lawn? OMG i'd pay to see that reaction.


The interesting thing is, this program is doing a very valuable service for law enforcement/forensics, so humor aside, it's a good thing this takes place.

Anyways, here it is:

<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://www.wired.com/medtech/health/news/2007/12/body_farm
">http://www.wired.com/medtech/h...ews/2007/12/body_farm
</a>
 
F

Faust

New member
I saw a documentary many years back of a scientific study area where they get people in various forms of dress/undress and just drop them on the front yard when they die and watch what happens to them. For some reason (maybe I was drunk at the time) while watching it I was laughing like it was a comedy. Of course death isn't really funny, but seeing some guys trailer (I think he actually lived there too) with 100+ bodies of all types laying on his front yard = LOL to me at the time.


Well here is a cool interview, with either someone doing the same thing or the same guy, can't remember. It's tempting to fill out the form and donate your body to this program (the form is online), but even I don't think i'm that hardcore...


BUT, how amazingly awesomely funny would it be to have a blind date with some chick, she asks you what you do, and you say "Well, lemme show ya"...After dinner and some drinks you bring her by your trailer in the dark, then with her on the steps you flip on the outside flood lights revealing 100+ corpses in various stages of decay on your front lawn? OMG i'd pay to see that reaction.


The interesting thing is, this program is doing a very valuable service for law enforcement/forensics, so humor aside, it's a good thing this takes place.

Anyways, here it is:

<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://www.wired.com/medtech/health/news/2007/12/body_farm
">http://www.wired.com/medtech/h...ews/2007/12/body_farm
</a>
 
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dbtoo

New member
Faust, you are warped. Maybe you should call the psychotic's helpline:

<*Faust dials number....Phone ringing*>

Female recorded voice says:

Hello, and welcome to the Psychotics Helpline!

Please listen to the following menu because the options have recently changed.

"To Continue in English, please press 1. Para continuar en inglés, por favor prensa 1."

<* Faust Presses One *>

Female voice continues:

"Welcome to the Psychotics Helpline, please select from the following options:"

"If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1, REPEATEDLY. "

"If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. "

"If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. "

"If you are paranoid-delusional, you don't have to do anything; We know who you are and we are watching your every move. "

"If you are schizophrenic, a little voice will eventually tell you which number to press. "

"If you are depressive, don't bother pressing a number; no one will reply, and you are just going to die anyway. "

"Thank you for calling, Have a Nice Day."
 
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dbtoo

New member
Faust, you are warped. Maybe you should call the psychotic's helpline:

<*Faust dials number....Phone ringing*>

Female recorded voice says:

Hello, and welcome to the Psychotics Helpline!

Please listen to the following menu because the options have recently changed.

"To Continue in English, please press 1. Para continuar en inglés, por favor prensa 1."

<* Faust Presses One *>

Female voice continues:

"Welcome to the Psychotics Helpline, please select from the following options:"

"If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1, REPEATEDLY. "

"If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. "

"If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. "

"If you are paranoid-delusional, you don't have to do anything; We know who you are and we are watching your every move. "

"If you are schizophrenic, a little voice will eventually tell you which number to press. "

"If you are depressive, don't bother pressing a number; no one will reply, and you are just going to die anyway. "

"Thank you for calling, Have a Nice Day."
 
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dbtoo

New member
Faust, you are warped. Maybe you should call the psychotic's helpline:

<*Faust dials number....Phone ringing*>

Female recorded voice says:

Hello, and welcome to the Psychotics Helpline!

Please listen to the following menu because the options have recently changed.

"To Continue in English, please press 1. Para continuar en inglés, por favor prensa 1."

<* Faust Presses One *>

Female voice continues:

"Welcome to the Psychotics Helpline, please select from the following options:"

"If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1, REPEATEDLY. "

"If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. "

"If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. "

"If you are paranoid-delusional, you don't have to do anything; We know who you are and we are watching your every move. "

"If you are schizophrenic, a little voice will eventually tell you which number to press. "

"If you are depressive, don't bother pressing a number; no one will reply, and you are just going to die anyway. "

"Thank you for calling, Have a Nice Day."
 
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dbtoo

New member
Faust, you are warped. Maybe you should call the psychotic's helpline:

<*Faust dials number....Phone ringing*>

Female recorded voice says:

Hello, and welcome to the Psychotics Helpline!

Please listen to the following menu because the options have recently changed.

"To Continue in English, please press 1. Para continuar en inglés, por favor prensa 1."

<* Faust Presses One *>

Female voice continues:

"Welcome to the Psychotics Helpline, please select from the following options:"

"If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1, REPEATEDLY. "

"If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. "

"If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. "

"If you are paranoid-delusional, you don't have to do anything; We know who you are and we are watching your every move. "

"If you are schizophrenic, a little voice will eventually tell you which number to press. "

"If you are depressive, don't bother pressing a number; no one will reply, and you are just going to die anyway. "

"Thank you for calling, Have a Nice Day."
 
D

dbtoo

New member
Faust, you are warped. Maybe you should call the psychotic's helpline:

<*Faust dials number....Phone ringing*>

Female recorded voice says:

Hello, and welcome to the Psychotics Helpline!

Please listen to the following menu because the options have recently changed.

"To Continue in English, please press 1. Para continuar en inglés, por favor prensa 1."

<* Faust Presses One *>

Female voice continues:

"Welcome to the Psychotics Helpline, please select from the following options:"

"If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1, REPEATEDLY. "

"If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. "

"If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. "

"If you are paranoid-delusional, you don't have to do anything; We know who you are and we are watching your every move. "

"If you are schizophrenic, a little voice will eventually tell you which number to press. "

"If you are depressive, don't bother pressing a number; no one will reply, and you are just going to die anyway. "

"Thank you for calling, Have a Nice Day."
 
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thefrogprincess

New member
They are called body farms! They have them all over the country and they help forensic scientist determine how fast a body decomposes under different conditions. A friend of mine visited one here in Washington, she said the smell was horrific.
 
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thefrogprincess

New member
They are called body farms! They have them all over the country and they help forensic scientist determine how fast a body decomposes under different conditions. A friend of mine visited one here in Washington, she said the smell was horrific.
 
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thefrogprincess

New member
They are called body farms! They have them all over the country and they help forensic scientist determine how fast a body decomposes under different conditions. A friend of mine visited one here in Washington, she said the smell was horrific.
 
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thefrogprincess

New member
They are called body farms! They have them all over the country and they help forensic scientist determine how fast a body decomposes under different conditions. A friend of mine visited one here in Washington, she said the smell was horrific.
 
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thefrogprincess

New member
They are called body farms! They have them all over the country and they help forensic scientist determine how fast a body decomposes under different conditions. A friend of mine visited one here in Washington, she said the smell was horrific.
 
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