kayleesgrandma
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After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how
is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she
replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the
sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is
these breasts you have given me The middle one pushes the other two out
and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on
branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported
Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her
body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. ... she felt
that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically
balanced," as she put it.
"That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this,
you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed
only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up
right
away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it
into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of
Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just fantastic," she
replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals
are paired off. The ewe has a ram, and the cow has her bull. All the
animals have a mate ,except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
create a man from a part of you. Now let's see . where did I put the
useless boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that story about the rib?
is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she
replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the
sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is
these breasts you have given me The middle one pushes the other two out
and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on
branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported
Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her
body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. ... she felt
that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically
balanced," as she put it.
"That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this,
you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed
only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up
right
away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it
into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of
Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just fantastic," she
replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals
are paired off. The ewe has a ram, and the cow has her bull. All the
animals have a mate ,except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
create a man from a part of you. Now let's see . where did I put the
useless boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that story about the rib?