THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS
>>GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
>>
>>THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
>>
>>SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT
>>SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
>>
>>THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON
>>AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
>>
>>THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND
>>THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT
>>BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
>>
>>THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT
>>BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN
>>TO HER SEAT.
>>
>>THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON
>>AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
>>
>>THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE
>>WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN
>>TO REASON.
>>
>>THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M
>>MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
>>
>>HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS,
>>OH, I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
>>
>>THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE
>>SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
>>
>>I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON .
>>GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
>>
>>THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
>>
>>SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT
>>SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
>>
>>THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON
>>AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
>>
>>THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND
>>THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT
>>BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
>>
>>THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT
>>BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN
>>TO HER SEAT.
>>
>>THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON
>>AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
>>
>>THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE
>>WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN
>>TO REASON.
>>
>>THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M
>>MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
>>
>>HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS,
>>OH, I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
>>
>>THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE
>>SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
>>
>>I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON .