I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

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Brad

New member
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's
rather taken aback because he can't place where he
knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To
which she replies, "I think you're the father of one
of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"


She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your
son's teacher."
 
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Brad

New member
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's
rather taken aback because he can't place where he
knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To
which she replies, "I think you're the father of one
of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"


She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your
son's teacher."
 
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Brad

New member
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's
rather taken aback because he can't place where he
knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To
which she replies, "I think you're the father of one
of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"


She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your
son's teacher."
 
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2005CFmom

Super Moderator
This is so bizarre. I was sorting through old emails today and this is one of the jokes that my friend had sent me several months ago. Still funny the second time for today.

Okay, here is another one she sent me.

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill.
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!!!". The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, ! the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-a$$ grill for one little weenie?"
 
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2005CFmom

Super Moderator
This is so bizarre. I was sorting through old emails today and this is one of the jokes that my friend had sent me several months ago. Still funny the second time for today.

Okay, here is another one she sent me.

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill.
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!!!". The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, ! the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-a$$ grill for one little weenie?"
 
2

2005CFmom

Super Moderator
This is so bizarre. I was sorting through old emails today and this is one of the jokes that my friend had sent me several months ago. Still funny the second time for today.

Okay, here is another one she sent me.

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill.
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!!!". The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, ! the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-a$$ grill for one little weenie?"
 
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EnergyGal

New member
"A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill.
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!!!". The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, ! the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-a$$ grill for one little weenie?"


HILARIOUS You two are SO FUNNY.
Smiles and big Smiles thanks
 
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EnergyGal

New member
"A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill.
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!!!". The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, ! the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-a$$ grill for one little weenie?"


HILARIOUS You two are SO FUNNY.
Smiles and big Smiles thanks
 
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EnergyGal

New member
"A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill.
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!!!". The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, ! the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-a$$ grill for one little weenie?"


HILARIOUS You two are SO FUNNY.
Smiles and big Smiles thanks
 
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