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dyza

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There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have it away with the camel, but the camel ran away.
The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once more he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to the camel again and got on it to ride again.
Finnaly after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said,''If you fix our car we will do anything you want.''
The man luckilly knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished the three girls asked,''How could we ever repay you Mr?''
After thinking for a short while he replied, ''Could you hold my camel?''
 

dyza

New member
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have it away with the camel, but the camel ran away.
The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once more he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to the camel again and got on it to ride again.
Finnaly after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said,''If you fix our car we will do anything you want.''
The man luckilly knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished the three girls asked,''How could we ever repay you Mr?''
After thinking for a short while he replied, ''Could you hold my camel?''
 

dyza

New member
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have it away with the camel, but the camel ran away.
The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once more he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to the camel again and got on it to ride again.
Finnaly after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said,''If you fix our car we will do anything you want.''
The man luckilly knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished the three girls asked,''How could we ever repay you Mr?''
After thinking for a short while he replied, ''Could you hold my camel?''
 

dyza

New member
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have it away with the camel, but the camel ran away.
The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once more he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to the camel again and got on it to ride again.
Finnaly after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said,''If you fix our car we will do anything you want.''
The man luckilly knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished the three girls asked,''How could we ever repay you Mr?''
After thinking for a short while he replied, ''Could you hold my camel?''
 

dyza

New member
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have it away with the camel, but the camel ran away.
The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once more he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to the camel again and got on it to ride again.
Finnaly after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said,''If you fix our car we will do anything you want.''
The man luckilly knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished the three girls asked,''How could we ever repay you Mr?''
After thinking for a short while he replied, ''Could you hold my camel?''
 

dyza

New member
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have it away with the camel, but the camel ran away.
The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once more he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to the camel again and got on it to ride again.
Finnaly after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said,''If you fix our car we will do anything you want.''
The man luckilly knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished the three girls asked,''How could we ever repay you Mr?''
After thinking for a short while he replied, ''Could you hold my camel?''
 

beleache

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beleache

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Yikes !! i didn't expect that one <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> Joni 55 y/o f w c/f
 

beleache

New member
Yikes !! i didn't expect that one <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> Joni 55 y/o f w c/f
 

beleache

New member
Yikes !! i didn't expect that one <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> Joni 55 y/o f w c/f
 

beleache

New member
Yikes !! i didn't expect that one <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> Joni 55 y/o f w c/f
 

beleache

New member
Yikes !! i didn't expect that one <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> Joni 55 y/o f w c/f
 
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