Joe's Old Boat
>>>
>>> They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and
>>> the day you sell it!! Well, here's a good boat story!!
>>>
>>> Joe and John were identical twins.
>>>
>>> Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.
>>> One day he rented out his boat to a group from out-of-state who
>>> sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he
>>> could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.
>>>
>>> Therefore, Joe did not know that his brother John's wife had died
>>> suddenly that day.
>>>
>>>
>>> When Joe got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few
>>> things at the grocery. A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for
>>> John and said: "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."
>>>
>>> Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: "Hell no! Fact
>>> is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing
>>> from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled
>>> like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad
>>> crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every
>>> time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. ;I
>>> guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those
>>> four guys who were looking for a good time. I warned them that
>>> she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway.
>>> The darn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split
>>> right up the middle!"
>>>
>>> The old woman fainted
>>>
>>> They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and
>>> the day you sell it!! Well, here's a good boat story!!
>>>
>>> Joe and John were identical twins.
>>>
>>> Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.
>>> One day he rented out his boat to a group from out-of-state who
>>> sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he
>>> could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.
>>>
>>> Therefore, Joe did not know that his brother John's wife had died
>>> suddenly that day.
>>>
>>>
>>> When Joe got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few
>>> things at the grocery. A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for
>>> John and said: "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."
>>>
>>> Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: "Hell no! Fact
>>> is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing
>>> from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled
>>> like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad
>>> crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every
>>> time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. ;I
>>> guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those
>>> four guys who were looking for a good time. I warned them that
>>> she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway.
>>> The darn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split
>>> right up the middle!"
>>>
>>> The old woman fainted