A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Washington Redskins fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Redskins fans too. Not really knowing what a Redskins fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Redskins fan" she reports. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a Dallas Cowboys fan" boasts the little girl. The teacher her asks Susie why she is a Cowboys fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom are Cowboys fans, so I'm a Cowboys fan too" she responds.
"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot.
What would you be then?" Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Washington Redskins fan."
had to change it up to make it not a political joke but it's still funny
There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Redskins fan" she reports. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a Dallas Cowboys fan" boasts the little girl. The teacher her asks Susie why she is a Cowboys fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom are Cowboys fans, so I'm a Cowboys fan too" she responds.
"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot.
What would you be then?" Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Washington Redskins fan."
had to change it up to make it not a political joke but it's still funny