It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time
to time, and this should help get you started. During a
visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director
what the criterion was which defined whether or not a
patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we
offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and
ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person
would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or
the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the
plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
to time, and this should help get you started. During a
visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director
what the criterion was which defined whether or not a
patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we
offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and
ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person
would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or
the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the
plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?