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robert321

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Would You Remarry?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question.
WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'
HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'
WIFE: 'Why not - don't you like being married?'
HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'
WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
HUSBAND: 'Okay, I'd get married again.'
WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'
WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'
HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'
WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'
WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'
WIFE: 'Would she use my golf clubs?'
HUSBAND: 'No, she's left-handed.'
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: 'dang it!'
 

robert321

New member
Would You Remarry?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question.
WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'
HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'
WIFE: 'Why not - don't you like being married?'
HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'
WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
HUSBAND: 'Okay, I'd get married again.'
WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'
WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'
HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'
WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'
WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'
WIFE: 'Would she use my golf clubs?'
HUSBAND: 'No, she's left-handed.'
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: 'dang it!'
 

robert321

New member
Would You Remarry?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question.
WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'
HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'
WIFE: 'Why not - don't you like being married?'
HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'
WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
HUSBAND: 'Okay, I'd get married again.'
WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'
WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'
HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'
WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'
WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'
WIFE: 'Would she use my golf clubs?'
HUSBAND: 'No, she's left-handed.'
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: 'dang it!'
 

robert321

New member
Would You Remarry?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question.
WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'
HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'
WIFE: 'Why not - don't you like being married?'
HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'
WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
HUSBAND: 'Okay, I'd get married again.'
WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'
WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'
HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'
WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'
WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'
WIFE: 'Would she use my golf clubs?'
HUSBAND: 'No, she's left-handed.'
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: 'dang it!'
 

robert321

New member
Would You Remarry?
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<br />A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question.
<br />WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'
<br />HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'
<br />WIFE: 'Why not - don't you like being married?'
<br />HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'
<br />WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
<br />HUSBAND: 'Okay, I'd get married again.'
<br />WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurtful look on her face).
<br />HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
<br />WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
<br />HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'
<br />WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'
<br />HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'
<br />WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
<br />HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'
<br />WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
<br />HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'
<br />WIFE: 'Would she use my golf clubs?'
<br />HUSBAND: 'No, she's left-handed.'
<br />WIFE: -- silence --
<br />HUSBAND: 'dang it!'
 

just1more

New member
LOL, just got everyone to look at me and ask what I was laughing about at work (apparently we aren't normally happy)
 

just1more

New member
LOL, just got everyone to look at me and ask what I was laughing about at work (apparently we aren't normally happy)
 

just1more

New member
LOL, just got everyone to look at me and ask what I was laughing about at work (apparently we aren't normally happy)
 

just1more

New member
LOL, just got everyone to look at me and ask what I was laughing about at work (apparently we aren't normally happy)
 

just1more

New member
LOL, just got everyone to look at me and ask what I was laughing about at work (apparently we aren't normally happy)
 
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