Just for fun but CF related - Real things doctors have said to me in the hospital

CFkitty

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There is a cute site where you can make videos with animated characters. I am not advertising the site, but wanted to share the video I made.

<a href="http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/12953949/are-you-sure-that-you-have-cystic-fibrosis">http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/12953949/are-you-sure-that-you-have-cystic-fibrosis</a>
 

CFkitty

New member
There is a cute site where you can make videos with animated characters. I am not advertising the site, but wanted to share the video I made.

<a href="http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/12953949/are-you-sure-that-you-have-cystic-fibrosis">http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/12953949/are-you-sure-that-you-have-cystic-fibrosis</a>
 

Melissa75

Administrator
Love it! Nicely done. I am sure it will resonate with many.
My latest by an ER dr was "Where did you get your pseudomonas infection from?"
If I hadn't been all sick and confused, I would have liked to answer: "Oh, well, I nebulize mud when I'm feeling bored."
 

Melissa75

Administrator
Love it! Nicely done. I am sure it will resonate with many.
My latest by an ER dr was "Where did you get your pseudomonas infection from?"
If I hadn't been all sick and confused, I would have liked to answer: "Oh, well, I nebulize mud when I'm feeling bored."
 

scrapper1264

New member
I was rattling off all the meds DS was currently taking and after I was finished with the long list, the nurse asks, "Is that all?" Well, isn't that enough?!?!
 

scrapper1264

New member
I was rattling off all the meds DS was currently taking and after I was finished with the long list, the nurse asks, "Is that all?" Well, isn't that enough?!?!
 

Tisha

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Fun idea! I've had similar conversations myself...
I loved it when you put "just the Doctor" since I've been watching a lot of the series Dr. Who recently... <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
By the way, the last few seconds have a sharp beep rather than text - is that from my computer?
Anyway, let's take things with humor! It's the only way, really...
 

Tisha

New member
Fun idea! I've had similar conversations myself...
I loved it when you put "just the Doctor" since I've been watching a lot of the series Dr. Who recently... <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
By the way, the last few seconds have a sharp beep rather than text - is that from my computer?
Anyway, let's take things with humor! It's the only way, really...
 

aquafish2425

New member
I went to the ER once with a pseudomonas infection & the Dr. told me I may be hung over and I should go home & sleep. When I told him I had CF he responded with "How long have you had that?" I had to stop myself from responding, only a day or two! lol
 

aquafish2425

New member
I went to the ER once with a pseudomonas infection & the Dr. told me I may be hung over and I should go home & sleep. When I told him I had CF he responded with "How long have you had that?" I had to stop myself from responding, only a day or two! lol
 

Havoc

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I was being wheeled into the OR for sinus surgery. For safety they always ask what you are having done, so I replied "left frontal sinusotomy with turbinate reduction and septoplasty." They somehow took offense at that and told me that I wasn't a paramedic in this situation. I corrected myself and said I was having a nose job and they had better not make me look like Barbara Streisand. They didn't seem to like that answer either. Next time, I'm really gonna mess with them.
 

Havoc

New member
I was being wheeled into the OR for sinus surgery. For safety they always ask what you are having done, so I replied "left frontal sinusotomy with turbinate reduction and septoplasty." They somehow took offense at that and told me that I wasn't a paramedic in this situation. I corrected myself and said I was having a nose job and they had better not make me look like Barbara Streisand. They didn't seem to like that answer either. Next time, I'm really gonna mess with them.
 
When I was 23 I had not gone to the CF doctors for a few years because I had not have any insurance. I finally got a job with benefits, went back to the doctors but was too old for pediatrics and had to see the adult doctors. This doctor I have never seen before, looks at my X-rays and says to me "so why do you think you have CF?". I was floored, later I thought have you ever walked into the bathroom after me if I don't take my medicine. Mind you i went to the peds clinic in the same hospital since i was 7. And to think these are people who spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on an education and yet sometimes they lack common sense. The more I write the more stupid sayings/questions I remember.
A pharmacist actually asked me how many enzimes I take in a day, who the heck was he, I don't ask how much he eats in a day.
Last week I went to the doctors and my PFTs went up, the doctor had nothing to complain about. Instead he asked me if I had any animals and if I was allergic to them, he has been treating me for over 8 years in which I have one dog (owned for 12 years) and several cats (owned for over 25 years) and ever since he has been treating me he has tried to get me to get rid of my animals. I don't understand where they come up with these questions.
 
When I was 23 I had not gone to the CF doctors for a few years because I had not have any insurance. I finally got a job with benefits, went back to the doctors but was too old for pediatrics and had to see the adult doctors. This doctor I have never seen before, looks at my X-rays and says to me "so why do you think you have CF?". I was floored, later I thought have you ever walked into the bathroom after me if I don't take my medicine. Mind you i went to the peds clinic in the same hospital since i was 7. And to think these are people who spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on an education and yet sometimes they lack common sense. The more I write the more stupid sayings/questions I remember.
A pharmacist actually asked me how many enzimes I take in a day, who the heck was he, I don't ask how much he eats in a day.
Last week I went to the doctors and my PFTs went up, the doctor had nothing to complain about. Instead he asked me if I had any animals and if I was allergic to them, he has been treating me for over 8 years in which I have one dog (owned for 12 years) and several cats (owned for over 25 years) and ever since he has been treating me he has tried to get me to get rid of my animals. I don't understand where they come up with these questions.
 
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mrsRLP920

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Reading these posts made me laugh hysterically out-loud!! And now of course I'm having a coughing fit - this is great physiotherapy!! Keep 'em coming so I can keep coughing!! :)
 
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mrsRLP920

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Reading these posts made me laugh hysterically out-loud!! And now of course I'm having a coughing fit - this is great physiotherapy!! Keep 'em coming so I can keep coughing!! :)
 
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