Kinda funny story at CFer's and gas

sullihs · Mar 8, 2009

My 7 year old has CF. He decided on Monday that he wanted to eat breakfast at school...first time to do this. Well, he forgot to get his enzymes (and of course, no one remebered to give them to him). Luckily, he only ate cereal with milk. (He was supposed to eat the fattening chicken bisquit and of course he came home and said "guess what mom, I didn't have to eat the bisquit b/c they had cereal!!") Anyway, needless to say, he started having major gas issues! The next day on the way home from school...he farted on the bus!!! He about killed everyone on there. The 3rd grader he rides home with said it was the worst thing he ever smelled in his life. My ds said the bus driver said "whoever did this, please don't do it again." Of course, my ds just thought it was hillarious!! I am glad I wasn't on that bus!!!

sullihs · Mar 8, 2009

My 7 year old has CF. He decided on Monday that he wanted to eat breakfast at school...first time to do this. Well, he forgot to get his enzymes (and of course, no one remebered to give them to him). Luckily, he only ate cereal with milk. (He was supposed to eat the fattening chicken bisquit and of course he came home and said "guess what mom, I didn't have to eat the bisquit b/c they had cereal!!") Anyway, needless to say, he started having major gas issues! The next day on the way home from school...he farted on the bus!!! He about killed everyone on there. The 3rd grader he rides home with said it was the worst thing he ever smelled in his life. My ds said the bus driver said "whoever did this, please don't do it again." Of course, my ds just thought it was hillarious!! I am glad I wasn't on that bus!!!

sullihs · Mar 8, 2009

My 7 year old has CF. He decided on Monday that he wanted to eat breakfast at school...first time to do this. Well, he forgot to get his enzymes (and of course, no one remebered to give them to him). Luckily, he only ate cereal with milk. (He was supposed to eat the fattening chicken bisquit and of course he came home and said "guess what mom, I didn't have to eat the bisquit b/c they had cereal!!") Anyway, needless to say, he started having major gas issues! The next day on the way home from school...he farted on the bus!!! He about killed everyone on there. The 3rd grader he rides home with said it was the worst thing he ever smelled in his life. My ds said the bus driver said "whoever did this, please don't do it again." Of course, my ds just thought it was hillarious!! I am glad I wasn't on that bus!!!

sullihs · Mar 8, 2009

My 7 year old has CF. He decided on Monday that he wanted to eat breakfast at school...first time to do this. Well, he forgot to get his enzymes (and of course, no one remebered to give them to him). Luckily, he only ate cereal with milk. (He was supposed to eat the fattening chicken bisquit and of course he came home and said "guess what mom, I didn't have to eat the bisquit b/c they had cereal!!") Anyway, needless to say, he started having major gas issues! The next day on the way home from school...he farted on the bus!!! He about killed everyone on there. The 3rd grader he rides home with said it was the worst thing he ever smelled in his life. My ds said the bus driver said "whoever did this, please don't do it again." Of course, my ds just thought it was hillarious!! I am glad I wasn't on that bus!!!

sullihs · Mar 8, 2009

My 7 year old has CF. He decided on Monday that he wanted to eat breakfast at school...first time to do this. Well, he forgot to get his enzymes (and of course, no one remebered to give them to him). Luckily, he only ate cereal with milk. (He was supposed to eat the fattening chicken bisquit and of course he came home and said "guess what mom, I didn't have to eat the bisquit b/c they had cereal!!") Anyway, needless to say, he started having major gas issues! The next day on the way home from school...he farted on the bus!!! He about killed everyone on there. The 3rd grader he rides home with said it was the worst thing he ever smelled in his life. My ds said the bus driver said "whoever did this, please don't do it again." Of course, my ds just thought it was hillarious!! I am glad I wasn't on that bus!!!

mcbrash · Mar 8, 2009

Years ago when my son was a teenager & being a "guy" thought the whole gas thing was just hilarious. He told me stories that had me in tears sometimes. One time, while living in an apartment, my neighbor upstairs to us told us that she could smell an awful odor coming through the vent in her bathroom, needless to say that was my son after not taking his enzymes.
Another time we were in a clinic at the hospital having blood work done and the washrooms were very close by. I couldn't help but overhear nurses complaining of the smell coming from the washroom and then saw them spraying air freshener outside of the washroom. I was just shaking with laughter inside and I just knew my son was also in there laughing his head off. By the time he came out we just looked at each other and broke out in hysterical laughter.

mcbrash · Mar 8, 2009

Years ago when my son was a teenager & being a "guy" thought the whole gas thing was just hilarious. He told me stories that had me in tears sometimes. One time, while living in an apartment, my neighbor upstairs to us told us that she could smell an awful odor coming through the vent in her bathroom, needless to say that was my son after not taking his enzymes.
Another time we were in a clinic at the hospital having blood work done and the washrooms were very close by. I couldn't help but overhear nurses complaining of the smell coming from the washroom and then saw them spraying air freshener outside of the washroom. I was just shaking with laughter inside and I just knew my son was also in there laughing his head off. By the time he came out we just looked at each other and broke out in hysterical laughter.

mcbrash · Mar 8, 2009

Years ago when my son was a teenager & being a "guy" thought the whole gas thing was just hilarious. He told me stories that had me in tears sometimes. One time, while living in an apartment, my neighbor upstairs to us told us that she could smell an awful odor coming through the vent in her bathroom, needless to say that was my son after not taking his enzymes.
Another time we were in a clinic at the hospital having blood work done and the washrooms were very close by. I couldn't help but overhear nurses complaining of the smell coming from the washroom and then saw them spraying air freshener outside of the washroom. I was just shaking with laughter inside and I just knew my son was also in there laughing his head off. By the time he came out we just looked at each other and broke out in hysterical laughter.

mcbrash · Mar 8, 2009

Years ago when my son was a teenager & being a "guy" thought the whole gas thing was just hilarious. He told me stories that had me in tears sometimes. One time, while living in an apartment, my neighbor upstairs to us told us that she could smell an awful odor coming through the vent in her bathroom, needless to say that was my son after not taking his enzymes.
Another time we were in a clinic at the hospital having blood work done and the washrooms were very close by. I couldn't help but overhear nurses complaining of the smell coming from the washroom and then saw them spraying air freshener outside of the washroom. I was just shaking with laughter inside and I just knew my son was also in there laughing his head off. By the time he came out we just looked at each other and broke out in hysterical laughter.

mcbrash · Mar 8, 2009

Years ago when my son was a teenager & being a "guy" thought the whole gas thing was just hilarious. He told me stories that had me in tears sometimes. One time, while living in an apartment, my neighbor upstairs to us told us that she could smell an awful odor coming through the vent in her bathroom, needless to say that was my son after not taking his enzymes.
<br />Another time we were in a clinic at the hospital having blood work done and the washrooms were very close by. I couldn't help but overhear nurses complaining of the smell coming from the washroom and then saw them spraying air freshener outside of the washroom. I was just shaking with laughter inside and I just knew my son was also in there laughing his head off. By the time he came out we just looked at each other and broke out in hysterical laughter.

stressed · Mar 8, 2009