A man calls his home number. The machine picks up: "Hi, this is your wife. To find out whats for dinner ~ Press 1. To apologize for something you did ~ Press 2. If you put money in the bank ~ Press 3. To say I love you ~ Press 4. If you will be late ~ Press 5. If you have a personal problem, stay on the line and someone will be with you momentarily.
If Fed Ex & UPS were to merge, would they be called Fed Up!
Who wants to go to a doctor that says they have a medical "practice".....
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour.....
Why does a nose run & feet smell....
Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway...
If Fed Ex & UPS were to merge, would they be called Fed Up!
Who wants to go to a doctor that says they have a medical "practice".....
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour.....
Why does a nose run & feet smell....
Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway...