thefrogprincess
New member
150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to
hire a private investigator - Alan Pinkerton for protection.
That was the beginning of the Secret Service.
Since that time, the federal government has produced a
large number of multi-letter agencies such as:
FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.
Now we have the
" Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service".
Can't you see them now, these 'highly trained' men and
women in their black outfits with jackets saying across
their backs: F. A. T. A. S. S.
The FATASS's are of course supervised by a special
section of the Home Land Security Section known as:
Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics
Enhancement Section or the A.S.S.H.O.L. E.S.
I feel safer already !!!!
hire a private investigator - Alan Pinkerton for protection.
That was the beginning of the Secret Service.
Since that time, the federal government has produced a
large number of multi-letter agencies such as:
FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.
Now we have the
" Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service".
Can't you see them now, these 'highly trained' men and
women in their black outfits with jackets saying across
their backs: F. A. T. A. S. S.
The FATASS's are of course supervised by a special
section of the Home Land Security Section known as:
Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics
Enhancement Section or the A.S.S.H.O.L. E.S.
I feel safer already !!!!