kayleesgrandma
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Here is a lesson for all husbands, don't mess with us!!!
The Broken Mower
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow, I always had something else to take care of first,
the truck,
the car,
playing golf - always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away
with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time
and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came
out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep
the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
<b>Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one person
is always right, and the other is the husband</b>
The Broken Mower
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow, I always had something else to take care of first,
the truck,
the car,
playing golf - always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away
with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time
and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came
out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep
the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
<b>Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one person
is always right, and the other is the husband</b>