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lightNlife

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I have a new vest, and am demo-ing the Quake to see if I can't improve my FEV1. So far I'm REALLY pleased with how much gunk is coming up during and after each vest treatment. The vest I had before never did that.

Today as I was relaxing in the bath I felt a few oysters on the rise, and I was SO comfortable that I didn't want to have to move at all just go I could go spit into the trashcan. My husband had left the toilet seat up so I thought...hmmmm..."I wonder if I could make that shot?" I horked up a good one. Nothing but net! er, I mean water. Instead of a swish I heard a splash and silently congratulated myself on hitting the target.

With the taste of victory (and a salty mucous wad) on my tongue I arched my neck and tried it again. 2 point! I played this silly game for a few minutes. Out of 15 shots fired I only missed 2. One I overshot and had to wipe off the wall, and the other caught some sort of tail wind and went rogue on me.

Airway clearance has never been so exciting! I'm thinking of installing a scoreboard above the toilet tank.
 

lightNlife

New member
I have a new vest, and am demo-ing the Quake to see if I can't improve my FEV1. So far I'm REALLY pleased with how much gunk is coming up during and after each vest treatment. The vest I had before never did that.

Today as I was relaxing in the bath I felt a few oysters on the rise, and I was SO comfortable that I didn't want to have to move at all just go I could go spit into the trashcan. My husband had left the toilet seat up so I thought...hmmmm..."I wonder if I could make that shot?" I horked up a good one. Nothing but net! er, I mean water. Instead of a swish I heard a splash and silently congratulated myself on hitting the target.

With the taste of victory (and a salty mucous wad) on my tongue I arched my neck and tried it again. 2 point! I played this silly game for a few minutes. Out of 15 shots fired I only missed 2. One I overshot and had to wipe off the wall, and the other caught some sort of tail wind and went rogue on me.

Airway clearance has never been so exciting! I'm thinking of installing a scoreboard above the toilet tank.
 

lightNlife

New member
I have a new vest, and am demo-ing the Quake to see if I can't improve my FEV1. So far I'm REALLY pleased with how much gunk is coming up during and after each vest treatment. The vest I had before never did that.

Today as I was relaxing in the bath I felt a few oysters on the rise, and I was SO comfortable that I didn't want to have to move at all just go I could go spit into the trashcan. My husband had left the toilet seat up so I thought...hmmmm..."I wonder if I could make that shot?" I horked up a good one. Nothing but net! er, I mean water. Instead of a swish I heard a splash and silently congratulated myself on hitting the target.

With the taste of victory (and a salty mucous wad) on my tongue I arched my neck and tried it again. 2 point! I played this silly game for a few minutes. Out of 15 shots fired I only missed 2. One I overshot and had to wipe off the wall, and the other caught some sort of tail wind and went rogue on me.

Airway clearance has never been so exciting! I'm thinking of installing a scoreboard above the toilet tank.
 

JazzysMom

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I can picture this. They have spitting contests by us. Of course its tobacco, but I wonder if I could win with sputum LOL!
 

JazzysMom

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I can picture this. They have spitting contests by us. Of course its tobacco, but I wonder if I could win with sputum LOL!
 

JazzysMom

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I can picture this. They have spitting contests by us. Of course its tobacco, but I wonder if I could win with sputum LOL!
 

CFHockeyMom

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Too funny. Forgive me for not passing that little game onto Sean (or his brother, or his dad) <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 

CFHockeyMom

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Too funny. Forgive me for not passing that little game onto Sean (or his brother, or his dad) <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 

CFHockeyMom

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Too funny. Forgive me for not passing that little game onto Sean (or his brother, or his dad) <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 

mum2kj

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Very funny <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

I don't think I will be passing that one onto my daughter either. It would be especially hard on her though as the toilet is in another room <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

Do You have a link so we can see what your new vest looks like?
 

mum2kj

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Very funny <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

I don't think I will be passing that one onto my daughter either. It would be especially hard on her though as the toilet is in another room <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

Do You have a link so we can see what your new vest looks like?
 

mum2kj

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Very funny <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

I don't think I will be passing that one onto my daughter either. It would be especially hard on her though as the toilet is in another room <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

Do You have a link so we can see what your new vest looks like?
 

lightNlife

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For my adoring fans, I'll be sure to post some photos of me in the vest in various stages of undress. Hold onto your salt shakers, folks!
 

lightNlife

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For my adoring fans, I'll be sure to post some photos of me in the vest in various stages of undress. Hold onto your salt shakers, folks!
 

lightNlife

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For my adoring fans, I'll be sure to post some photos of me in the vest in various stages of undress. Hold onto your salt shakers, folks!
 

GrammyB

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I just read Jazzysmom's comment. LOL. As I read your post, I thought of my great aunt who would sit rocking on her front porch. She dipped snuff, and when it came time to spit, she never missed a beat.

As she said you might have a contest, sort of like spitting watermelon seeds.
 

GrammyB

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I just read Jazzysmom's comment. LOL. As I read your post, I thought of my great aunt who would sit rocking on her front porch. She dipped snuff, and when it came time to spit, she never missed a beat.

As she said you might have a contest, sort of like spitting watermelon seeds.
 
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