OMG I'm offended by your topic!! (joke btw, for those sarcastically impaired). I'm SOOOOO sick of hearing "Happy Holidays" here in retail environments, (im agnostic btw, so no religious holiday here, but i 100% realize it's due to not wanting to offend anyone) for the last 12 times or so (last time I was in a retail environment) when met with "Happy Holidays", i let out with something absurd for being absurd, or for my race, like "IM JEHOVA, HOW DARE YOU!" (and actually asked for their manager), or "HANNUKAH BITCHES!" (and threw up the star of David sign with my fingers, in a very gang oriented manner), or the best (I'm a very white german guy) "KWANZA, EAST SIIIIIYEEEEDDDE!!!". I guess theres a reason why all those people looked at me like I was one of the elves in the misfit toy production line <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif" border="0">