More Laugh Out Loud

JazzysMom

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When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on the new hospital issue...

The ALLERGIST voted to scratch it and the DERMATOLOGIST preferred no rash moves

The GASTROENTEROLOGISTS had a gut feeling about it, but the NEUREOLOGISTS thought the administration had a lot of nerve.

The OPTHALMOLOGISTS considered the idea shortsighted, the PATHOLOGISTS yelled, "over my dead body!", while the PEDIATRICIAN said, "grow up!".

The PSYCHIATRISTS thought was madness, the SURGEONS decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the RADIOLOGISTS could see right through it.

The INTERNESTS thought iwas a bitter pill to swallow, but the PLASTIC SURGEONE said, "this puts a whole new face on the matter."

The PODIATRISTS thought was a step in forward and the CARDIOLOGISTS didnt have the heart to say no.

And in the end, the decision was made by the insurance company anyway!
 

anonymous

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thats really clever<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> i love a play on words. janet uk
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julie

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Cute melissa, did you have some free time on your hands yesterday??? <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

I love the last line though. So true. My Tricare benefits pamphlet says, "our decisions are medically driven, not insurance driven". Oh really, how come you hae 4 of my husbands doctors 3 separate dieticians 2 nurses and a whole bunch of research telling you that nutritional supplements are necessary for Mark and are the "standard of care" for CF patients, but you still won't cover it????? Right.

Made me laugh all the same though.

I like Jarod's addition. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 

anonymous

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Hi Melissa

I stole your joke and placed it on Transplantbuddies.org sorry but it was too cute to pass up. Risa
 
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