blackchameleon
New member
many years ago , having just started a "serious"
relationship,i made my first nervous appearance at my new
girlfriends home for a "get to know the folks" intro tea.
things went tremendously with a few drinks and laughs shared before
being seated at the dinning table. now among the family members was
a very well loved old dog named Bluey. Bluey was like a member of
the family, and sat that evening underneath the table we were
dining at! anyway, about 20 mins into the meal i had built up a
tremendous amount of "gas" and sat there uncomfortably as
was too nervous to excuse myself from the table.i reached over the
table to grab some more water when i accidently let go with some
wind!! it was totally silent so i said nothing. it was a stinky
little bugger too.! suprisingly to my relief her dad said "
argh Bluey, get out from under the table".Bluey stayed. seeing
an opportunity i farted silently again with the same "go on
Bluey, get out from under the table ya stupid mongrel", from
dad. not wanting to miss this last chance before Bluey was sent
out, i released ALL my built up gas and felt so much better and
quite clever!. dad lifted up the table cloth and yelled at Bluey,
" get out from under that bloody table you stupid mongrel
before he shits on ya".
relationship,i made my first nervous appearance at my new
girlfriends home for a "get to know the folks" intro tea.
things went tremendously with a few drinks and laughs shared before
being seated at the dinning table. now among the family members was
a very well loved old dog named Bluey. Bluey was like a member of
the family, and sat that evening underneath the table we were
dining at! anyway, about 20 mins into the meal i had built up a
tremendous amount of "gas" and sat there uncomfortably as
was too nervous to excuse myself from the table.i reached over the
table to grab some more water when i accidently let go with some
wind!! it was totally silent so i said nothing. it was a stinky
little bugger too.! suprisingly to my relief her dad said "
argh Bluey, get out from under the table".Bluey stayed. seeing
an opportunity i farted silently again with the same "go on
Bluey, get out from under the table ya stupid mongrel", from
dad. not wanting to miss this last chance before Bluey was sent
out, i released ALL my built up gas and felt so much better and
quite clever!. dad lifted up the table cloth and yelled at Bluey,
" get out from under that bloody table you stupid mongrel
before he shits on ya".