A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus on a stool and announces that this is a very talented octopus, and he can play any musical instrument in the world.
Everyman laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he'll wager £50 to any one who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.
A guy gives the octopus a guitar, and the octopus begins to play, better than Eric Claptout. The man give his £50 over.
Another man hands the octopus a trumpet, and sure enough the octopus starts to play better than Miles Davis. He hands over his £50.
A scotsman hands the octopus a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles with the bagpipes for a minute and then sits down with a confused look on its face.
''Ha'' ''can ye no play it'' says the Scotsman, rubbing his hands in glee.
The octopus looks at him and says ''play it? I'm going to make love to it as soon as I figure out how to get these pyjamas off....''
Everyman laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he'll wager £50 to any one who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.
A guy gives the octopus a guitar, and the octopus begins to play, better than Eric Claptout. The man give his £50 over.
Another man hands the octopus a trumpet, and sure enough the octopus starts to play better than Miles Davis. He hands over his £50.
A scotsman hands the octopus a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles with the bagpipes for a minute and then sits down with a confused look on its face.
''Ha'' ''can ye no play it'' says the Scotsman, rubbing his hands in glee.
The octopus looks at him and says ''play it? I'm going to make love to it as soon as I figure out how to get these pyjamas off....''