Old Timer Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you
remember the first time
we had sex together over fifty years ago?"
"We went behind this very tavern where you leaned
against the back fence and
I made love to you."
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there
again and we can do
it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy
but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their
conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself,
"I've got to see these
two old-timers having sex against a fence."
I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.
So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on
each other for support
aided by walking sticks.
Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make
their way to the
fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man
drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Then suddenly they
erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has
ever seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are
making loud noises and
moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse,
panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned
something about life and
old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to
himself, this is truly
amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me,
but that was
something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life
together. Is there
some sort of secret to this?"
And for the 'funny'..... .......
Shaking the old man is barely able to reply. "Fifty
years ago that wasn't
an electric fence."
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you
remember the first time
we had sex together over fifty years ago?"
"We went behind this very tavern where you leaned
against the back fence and
I made love to you."
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there
again and we can do
it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy
but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their
conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself,
"I've got to see these
two old-timers having sex against a fence."
I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.
So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on
each other for support
aided by walking sticks.
Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make
their way to the
fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man
drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Then suddenly they
erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has
ever seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are
making loud noises and
moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse,
panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned
something about life and
old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to
himself, this is truly
amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me,
but that was
something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life
together. Is there
some sort of secret to this?"
And for the 'funny'..... .......
Shaking the old man is barely able to reply. "Fifty
years ago that wasn't
an electric fence."