buggers I'll do both
A blonde walks in to a store and sees a tv she likes and asks the clerk for it , he replies that '' we don't serve blondes here''
So she goes home and dyes her hair black. Next day she goes back in, '' I'd like that tv'' she says.
''I'm sorry we dont serve blondes here'' he says
''how do you know I;m blonde''
''because thats not a tv, thats a microwave''
this next one contains a bad word and the subject matter is ''womans stuff'' so unsure as to wether to proceed with it or not, as there is far more women on this forum than blokes ( men).
what the heck
Two tampons are crossing the road and they see a friend, which one waves?
neither, they are both stuck up c#nts.
I apologise in advance, I'm going on holiday in 1 hour back next week
see ya'll
A blonde walks in to a store and sees a tv she likes and asks the clerk for it , he replies that '' we don't serve blondes here''
So she goes home and dyes her hair black. Next day she goes back in, '' I'd like that tv'' she says.
''I'm sorry we dont serve blondes here'' he says
''how do you know I;m blonde''
''because thats not a tv, thats a microwave''
this next one contains a bad word and the subject matter is ''womans stuff'' so unsure as to wether to proceed with it or not, as there is far more women on this forum than blokes ( men).
what the heck
Two tampons are crossing the road and they see a friend, which one waves?
neither, they are both stuck up c#nts.
I apologise in advance, I'm going on holiday in 1 hour back next week
see ya'll