Scots Joke

[dyza]

Wee Hughie was in the garden filling in a hole when his English neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the mad man was up to, he politely asked, 'What are you doing there, Hughie?'
'My goldfish died,' replied wee Hughie tearfully without looking up, 'and I've just burried him.'
The English neighbour was very concerned. 'Thats an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?'
Wee Hughie patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, 'Thats because he's inside your f**king cat!'

 

[dyza]

Wee Hughie was in the garden filling in a hole when his English neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the mad man was up to, he politely asked, 'What are you doing there, Hughie?'
'My goldfish died,' replied wee Hughie tearfully without looking up, 'and I've just burried him.'
The English neighbour was very concerned. 'Thats an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?'
Wee Hughie patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, 'Thats because he's inside your f**king cat!'

 

[dyza]

Wee Hughie was in the garden filling in a hole when his English neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the mad man was up to, he politely asked, 'What are you doing there, Hughie?'
'My goldfish died,' replied wee Hughie tearfully without looking up, 'and I've just burried him.'
The English neighbour was very concerned. 'Thats an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?'
Wee Hughie patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, 'Thats because he's inside your f**king cat!'

 

[JazzysMom]

OH MY Craig....between Brad and yourself there is a lot of humorous ground being covered...or should I say ground "dug up" LOL!

 

[JazzysMom]

OH MY Craig....between Brad and yourself there is a lot of humorous ground being covered...or should I say ground "dug up" LOL!

 

[JazzysMom]

OH MY Craig....between Brad and yourself there is a lot of humorous ground being covered...or should I say ground "dug up" LOL!

 

[dyza]

Well I know some of you ladies like a good laugh, just be carefull LOL

 

[dyza]

Well I know some of you ladies like a good laugh, just be carefull LOL

 

[dyza]

Well I know some of you ladies like a good laugh, just be carefull LOL

 

[kayleesgrandma]

OMG, i'M STILL LAFFING AS i TYPE THIS. i CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU AND BRAD TO PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE WHEN i COME TO THIS SECTION! (opps, sorry for the caps, I'm not going back and re-type!)

 

[kayleesgrandma]

OMG, i'M STILL LAFFING AS i TYPE THIS. i CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU AND BRAD TO PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE WHEN i COME TO THIS SECTION! (opps, sorry for the caps, I'm not going back and re-type!)

 

[kayleesgrandma]

OMG, i'M STILL LAFFING AS i TYPE THIS. i CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU AND BRAD TO PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE WHEN i COME TO THIS SECTION! (opps, sorry for the caps, I'm not going back and re-type!)