Scottish humour

dyza

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Please take a little time out to check out the video clips in this link. They are sketches from ''Chewin' the fat'' which is the top comedy sketch show from Scotland.

Anyone needing any translations to any strange words, need only ask and I shall tell.
If you only have time to look at one.....may I suggest you look at the ''farting gym teacher''<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 

dyza

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Please take a little time out to check out the video clips in this link. They are sketches from ''Chewin' the fat'' which is the top comedy sketch show from Scotland.

Anyone needing any translations to any strange words, need only ask and I shall tell.
If you only have time to look at one.....may I suggest you look at the ''farting gym teacher''<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 

dyza

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Please take a little time out to check out the video clips in this link. They are sketches from ''Chewin' the fat'' which is the top comedy sketch show from Scotland.

Anyone needing any translations to any strange words, need only ask and I shall tell.
If you only have time to look at one.....may I suggest you look at the ''farting gym teacher''<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 

welshgirl

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if we're doing scottish jokesl .............

did you hear about the scottish bloke who dropped fifty pence? when he bent down to pick it up, it hit him on the back of the head.


and copper wire was invented by two scottish men fighting over a penny.


those jokes were told by billy connoly on "an audience with billy connoly". the mans a genius<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">


anyone from uk got any welsh jokes, i can take it on the chin!!!!!!!!!!
 

welshgirl

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if we're doing scottish jokesl .............

did you hear about the scottish bloke who dropped fifty pence? when he bent down to pick it up, it hit him on the back of the head.


and copper wire was invented by two scottish men fighting over a penny.


those jokes were told by billy connoly on "an audience with billy connoly". the mans a genius<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">


anyone from uk got any welsh jokes, i can take it on the chin!!!!!!!!!!
 

welshgirl

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if we're doing scottish jokesl .............

did you hear about the scottish bloke who dropped fifty pence? when he bent down to pick it up, it hit him on the back of the head.


and copper wire was invented by two scottish men fighting over a penny.


those jokes were told by billy connoly on "an audience with billy connoly". the mans a genius<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">


anyone from uk got any welsh jokes, i can take it on the chin!!!!!!!!!!
 

dyza

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what do you call a sheep tied to a fence in Wales
A leisure centre


What do you call a whelshman with lots of girlfriends
A shepard


Did you here that the Welsh have found a new use for sheep
Wool

Whats the definition of a Welsh rarebit
A Cardiff Virgin
 

dyza

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what do you call a sheep tied to a fence in Wales
A leisure centre


What do you call a whelshman with lots of girlfriends
A shepard


Did you here that the Welsh have found a new use for sheep
Wool

Whats the definition of a Welsh rarebit
A Cardiff Virgin
 

dyza

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what do you call a sheep tied to a fence in Wales
A leisure centre


What do you call a whelshman with lots of girlfriends
A shepard


Did you here that the Welsh have found a new use for sheep
Wool

Whats the definition of a Welsh rarebit
A Cardiff Virgin
 

welshgirl

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ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! touche!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol i can't think of any more scottish ones<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif" border="0">
 

welshgirl

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ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! touche!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol i can't think of any more scottish ones<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif" border="0">
 

welshgirl

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ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! touche!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol i can't think of any more scottish ones<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif" border="0">
 

kayleesgrandma

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Craig, my work computer won't let me into your video's--darn! But I saw the beautiful pictures--I definitely want to see Scotland now. What were those round stone things in the background in the picture of Angus Glen?
 

kayleesgrandma

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Craig, my work computer won't let me into your video's--darn! But I saw the beautiful pictures--I definitely want to see Scotland now. What were those round stone things in the background in the picture of Angus Glen?
 

kayleesgrandma

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Craig, my work computer won't let me into your video's--darn! But I saw the beautiful pictures--I definitely want to see Scotland now. What were those round stone things in the background in the picture of Angus Glen?
 
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