Skinny Dipping!!
An elderly man in Georgia had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming,
so he fixed it up nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and
peach trees
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went
to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out
until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Some old men can still think fast.
An elderly man in Georgia had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming,
so he fixed it up nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and
peach trees
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went
to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out
until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Some old men can still think fast.