> _WHY AM I MARRIED?
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> > You have two choices in life:
> > You can stay single and be miserable,
> >
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> > or get married and wish you were dead.
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> >
> >
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> > At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
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> > 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
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> > 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
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> >
> >
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> > A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
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> > 'Husband Wanted'.
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> > Next day she received a hundred letters.
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> > They all said the same thing:
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> > 'You can have mine.'
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> > When a woman steals your husband,
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> > there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
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> > A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished
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> > _._ (<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only)
">http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only)
</a>> >
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> > A little boy asked his father,
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> > 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
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> >
> > Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
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> > A young son asked,
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> > 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
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> > a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
> >
> >
> > Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
> >
> >
> >
> >
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> > Then there was a woman who said,
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> > 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
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> > and by then, it was too late.'
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> > Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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> > If you want your spouse to listen and
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> > pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
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> >
> >
> >
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> > Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
> > they had no faults at all.
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> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 'A Woman's Prayer:
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> >
> > Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive
> > him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength
> > I'll just beat him to death'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!
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> >
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> > Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A
> > blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it
> > overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
> >
> >
> >
> > So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband
> > gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on
> > the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end
> > of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.'
> >
> >
> >
> > The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick,
> > we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > You have two choices in life:
> > You can stay single and be miserable,
> >
> >
> > or get married and wish you were dead.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
> >
> >
> > 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
> >
> >
> > 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
> >
> >
> > 'Husband Wanted'.
> >
> >
> > Next day she received a hundred letters.
> >
> >
> > They all said the same thing:
> >
> >
> > 'You can have mine.'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > When a woman steals your husband,
> >
> >
> > there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished
> >
> >
> >
> > _._ (<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only)
">http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only)
</a>> >
> >
> >
> >
> > A little boy asked his father,
> >
> >
> > 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
> >
> >
> > Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > A young son asked,
> >
> >
> > 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
> >
> >
> > a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
> >
> >
> > Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Then there was a woman who said,
> >
> >
> > 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
> >
> >
> > and by then, it was too late.'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > If you want your spouse to listen and
> >
> >
> > pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
> > they had no faults at all.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 'A Woman's Prayer:
> >
> >
> > Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive
> > him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength
> > I'll just beat him to death'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A
> > blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it
> > overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
> >
> >
> >
> > So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband
> > gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on
> > the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end
> > of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.'
> >
> >
> >
> > The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick,
> > we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">