A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the
marsh when he decided to take a leak.... He walked over
to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind
blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... shooting him in
the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he
was approached by his doctor. "Well sir, I have some good
news and some bad news. The good news is that you
are going to be ok, the damage was local to your groin,
there was very little internal damage, and we were able
to remove all of the shot. The bad news is that there was
some pretty extensive damage done to your penis. I'm
going to have to refer you to my brother." "Oh, well I guess
that isn't too bad," the man replied "Is your brother a
plastic surgeon?" "Not exactly." answered the doctor.
"He's a flute player in the local symphony....
He's going to teach you where to put your fingers so
you don't pee in your eye."
marsh when he decided to take a leak.... He walked over
to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind
blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... shooting him in
the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he
was approached by his doctor. "Well sir, I have some good
news and some bad news. The good news is that you
are going to be ok, the damage was local to your groin,
there was very little internal damage, and we were able
to remove all of the shot. The bad news is that there was
some pretty extensive damage done to your penis. I'm
going to have to refer you to my brother." "Oh, well I guess
that isn't too bad," the man replied "Is your brother a
plastic surgeon?" "Not exactly." answered the doctor.
"He's a flute player in the local symphony....
He's going to teach you where to put your fingers so
you don't pee in your eye."