The Russian Wrestler
A Russian and a redneck wrestler were set to
square
off for the Olympic
gold medal. Before the final match, the redneck's
trainer came to him
and said "don't forget all the research we've done
on this Russian.
He's never lost a match because of this pretzel
hold
he has. Whatever
you do, do not let him get you in that hold. If
he
does, you're
finished."
The redneck nodded in acknowledgment. As the
match
started, the
redneck and Russian circled each other several
times, looking for an
opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged
forward, grabbing the
redneck and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel
hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd.
The
trainer buried his
face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He
couldn't watch the
inevitable happen.
Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from
the
crowd and the
trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the
Russian go flying up
in the air his back hit the mat with a thud and
the
redneck collapsed
on top of him, making the pin and winning the
match.
The trainer was astounded. When he got his
wrestler
alone, he asked
"how did you ever get out of that hold? No one
has
ever done it
before."
The wrestler answered "well, i was ready to give
up
when he got me in
that hold but at the last moment i opened my eyes
and saw this pair of
testicles right in front of my face. I had
nothing
to lose so with my
last ounce of strength i stretched out my neck and
bit those babies just
as hard as i could."
So the trainer exclaimed "that's what finished him
off?"
"Not really.
You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite
your own nuts."
A Russian and a redneck wrestler were set to
square
off for the Olympic
gold medal. Before the final match, the redneck's
trainer came to him
and said "don't forget all the research we've done
on this Russian.
He's never lost a match because of this pretzel
hold
he has. Whatever
you do, do not let him get you in that hold. If
he
does, you're
finished."
The redneck nodded in acknowledgment. As the
match
started, the
redneck and Russian circled each other several
times, looking for an
opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged
forward, grabbing the
redneck and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel
hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd.
The
trainer buried his
face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He
couldn't watch the
inevitable happen.
Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from
the
crowd and the
trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the
Russian go flying up
in the air his back hit the mat with a thud and
the
redneck collapsed
on top of him, making the pin and winning the
match.
The trainer was astounded. When he got his
wrestler
alone, he asked
"how did you ever get out of that hold? No one
has
ever done it
before."
The wrestler answered "well, i was ready to give
up
when he got me in
that hold but at the last moment i opened my eyes
and saw this pair of
testicles right in front of my face. I had
nothing
to lose so with my
last ounce of strength i stretched out my neck and
bit those babies just
as hard as i could."
So the trainer exclaimed "that's what finished him
off?"
"Not really.
You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite
your own nuts."