This Should Make You Feel Smarter!
(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss
America 1995.)
>Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
>
>Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
>live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
>then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
>which is why I would not live forever,"
>
>--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA conte! st.
>
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>
>"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
>all over the
>world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love
>to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and
>death and stuff."
>--Mariah Carey
>
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>
>"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
>important part of your life,"
>--Brooke Shields,
>during an interview to become
>Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
>
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>"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part
>of my body,"
>--Winston Bennett,
>University of Kentucky basketball forward.
>
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>"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
>lowest crime rates in the country,"
>--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
>
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>"That lowdown scoundrel
>deserves to be kicked to death
>by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
>--A congressional candidate in Texas .
>
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>"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
>--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
>
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>"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ."
>
>--Dan Quayle
>
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>"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much
>clean air do we need?"
>--Lee Iacocca
>
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>"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
>genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -
>--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
>
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>"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
>certain types of people."
>--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
>
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>"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come
>from overseas."
>--Keppel Enderbery
>
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>"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
>March 1992 because we received notice that
>you passed away. May God bless you. You may
>reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
>--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
>
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>"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
>in at night as they
> go to bed and it will monitor their
>heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
>they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
>--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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>
>
>Feeling smarter yet?
Sorry I didn't add any from G W Bush, But it would have taken up Too Much Space
LOL ,....................
(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss
America 1995.)
>Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
>
>Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
>live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
>then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
>which is why I would not live forever,"
>
>--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA conte! st.
>
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>
>"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
>all over the
>world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love
>to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and
>death and stuff."
>--Mariah Carey
>
>````````````
>
>"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
>important part of your life,"
>--Brooke Shields,
>during an interview to become
>Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
>
>`````````````````````````````````````````````````
>"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part
>of my body,"
>--Winston Bennett,
>University of Kentucky basketball forward.
>
>`````````````````````````````````````````````
>"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
>lowest crime rates in the country,"
>--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
>
>````````````````````````````````````````````````````
>"That lowdown scoundrel
>deserves to be kicked to death
>by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
>--A congressional candidate in Texas .
>
>````````````````````````````
>"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
>--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
>
>``````````````````````````````````
>"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ."
>
>--Dan Quayle
>
>``````````
>"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much
>clean air do we need?"
>--Lee Iacocca
>
>```````````
>"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
>genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -
>--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
>
````````````````````````````````````````````
>"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
>certain types of people."
>--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
>
>`````````````````````````````````
>"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come
>from overseas."
>--Keppel Enderbery
>
````````````````
>"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
>March 1992 because we received notice that
>you passed away. May God bless you. You may
>reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
>--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
>
````````````````````````````````````````````
>"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
>in at night as they
> go to bed and it will monitor their
>heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
>they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
>--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
>,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
>
>
>Feeling smarter yet?
Sorry I didn't add any from G W Bush, But it would have taken up Too Much Space
LOL ,....................