This Should Make You Feel Smarter!

Brad

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This Should Make You Feel Smarter!


(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss
America 1995.)
>Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
>
>Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
>live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
>then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
>which is why I would not live forever,"
>
>--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA conte! st.
>
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>"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
>all over the
>world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love
>to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and
>death and stuff."
>--Mariah Carey
>
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>
>"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
>important part of your life,"
>--Brooke Shields,
>during an interview to become
>Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
>
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>"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part
>of my body,"
>--Winston Bennett,
>University of Kentucky basketball forward.
>
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>"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
>lowest crime rates in the country,"
>--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
>
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>"That lowdown scoundrel
>deserves to be kicked to death
>by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
>--A congressional candidate in Texas .
>
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>"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
>--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
>
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>"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ."
>
>--Dan Quayle
>
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>"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much
>clean air do we need?"
>--Lee Iacocca
>
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>"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
>genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -
>--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
>
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>"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
>certain types of people."
>--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
>
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>"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come
>from overseas."
>--Keppel Enderbery
>
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>"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
>March 1992 because we received notice that
>you passed away. May God bless you. You may
>reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
>--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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>"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
>in at night as they
> go to bed and it will monitor their
>heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
>they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
>--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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>Feeling smarter yet?
Sorry I didn't add any from G W Bush, But it would have taken up Too Much Space
LOL ,....................
 

anonymous

New member
Hey,
I feel alot smarter plus you put a grin on my face <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
so tnx!

From lauren (im new to the site!)
PWCF
 

Seana30

New member
LOL Brad.....my first thought was "where are all the quotes from G.W. Bush?"


"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that
you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina

THIS ONE IS UNBELIEVABLE!

Seana
 

welshgirl

New member
OH MY LIFE . did mariah carey really say that about being thin? what an air head<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">
 

JazzysMom

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I have one from Paris Hilton when she was on the Regis & Kelly Show....she thought you bought Walls at "Wal"mart! Truly she did....I heard her myself! OMG!
 
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