A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. While looking for it she came across a frog stuck in a trap.
The frog said to her ''If you release me, I will grant you three wishes''
The woman immediately released the frog, and the frog then said, ''Thankyou, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!''
The woman said, ''Fine.''
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, ''You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, and that all the woman will flock to.''
The woman replied, ''Thats ok because I will be the most beautiful woman in the world, and he will only have eyes for me.''
For her second wish she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, ''That will make your husband ten times richer that you.''
The woman said, ''Thats ok, because whats mine is his and whats his is mine.''
So she became the richest woman in the world.
The frog then inquired about her last wish, and she answered......'I'd like a mild heart attack!''
Moral of the story? Women are clever. Dont mess with them.
Attention all females: This is the end of the joke for you. Please stop reading here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Pleased read on.
The man had a heart attack but it was ten times milder than his wife's.
Moral of the story? Women are really not that smart but think they are, plus they never listen.<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
The frog said to her ''If you release me, I will grant you three wishes''
The woman immediately released the frog, and the frog then said, ''Thankyou, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!''
The woman said, ''Fine.''
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, ''You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, and that all the woman will flock to.''
The woman replied, ''Thats ok because I will be the most beautiful woman in the world, and he will only have eyes for me.''
For her second wish she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, ''That will make your husband ten times richer that you.''
The woman said, ''Thats ok, because whats mine is his and whats his is mine.''
So she became the richest woman in the world.
The frog then inquired about her last wish, and she answered......'I'd like a mild heart attack!''
Moral of the story? Women are clever. Dont mess with them.
Attention all females: This is the end of the joke for you. Please stop reading here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Pleased read on.
The man had a heart attack but it was ten times milder than his wife's.
Moral of the story? Women are really not that smart but think they are, plus they never listen.<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">